Al-Stooges of Three
During a lull between smart bombings, Jihadi sniper post 13, Ramadi.
Achmed:
My brothers did you see this news?A great victory! The Pelosi has defeated the Bush of Amerikiyah!
Farouk:
But Achmed, why do we care when the Christian dogs squabble among themselves?
Achmed:
Because the enemy of my friend … no, wait … the friend of my brother-in-law … no, that’s not it …
Ali:
… The enemy of my enemy is my friend, you donkey. It is like listening to the chattering of gerbils. Yes, brothers, this is a great victory. The Democrat Pelosi has delivered the Mother of All Thumpings to al-Bush, of the Republican tribe. I have seen it upon the CNN. Al-Bush has even fired the Rum-esfeld war criminal, who will soon be sent to the hated Crusader gulag of Guantanamo!
Farouk:
So … al-Pelosi is our friend!
RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!
Achmed:
By the beard of the Prophet!That pork-eating infidel of a Marine is getting better!
Ali, picking himself up from the floor:
Well, Farouk, it is true al-Pelosi is very useful, and she is the enemy of our enemy. Soon, the “Why Do They Hate Us” Commission will be formed to study the crimes of the Cheney-Bush. And then, these Crusader Ameriki boots will no longer soil the … er … soil of Iraq. They will be gone! This makes the Pelosi our friend.
Farouk:
Ali, why do they hate us?
Achmed:
Incoming, my brothers!
KABOOM!
Ali, dusting himself off:
Farouk, you goat, it is WE who hate THEM!
Farouk:
Even this Pelosi? But if the Crusader boots are to be gone, can we not then join the dhimmi in singing “Kumbaya.”
Ali:
No. No “Kumbaya” singing.
Farouk:
But Ali, I like this song. It is fun to sing!
Achmed:
Ali, I am thinking. The Pelosi is our friend, because al-Pelosi is the enemy of al-Bush.
Ali:
Yes, it is so.
Achmed:
And the Bush is our enemy, just as we are his enemy.
Ali:
Yes, this is also true.
Achmed:
And Bush is the enemy of al-Pelosi.
Ali:
Hello! I have a jihad to wage …
Achmed:
Sorry. But if these things are true, is the Bush then not also our friend?
Ali, sighing:
The rattling noise of thoughts in your skull reminds me that the Empty Quarter is not just a desert in Saudi Arabia. Listen, it is thus: The enemy of my enemy is my friend until my enemy is dead. And then, my friend who was the enemy of my enemy is my enemy again … wait, do I have that right? … Never mind. They are all infidels, the same. Once the filthy Crusader pigs have defeated each other here in Iraq, then, we chase them to Amerikiyah!Bombs and burkhas all around!
Achmed:
Aiiiiieeee, my brothers, the feared red laser dot of death! Again, to the floor!
CRACK!
Farouk, dusting himself off:
Amerikiyah! Long I have wanted to visit this place. Brothers, did you hear of Britney Spears and the K-Fed … they are to be divorced! It is a wonder! Ali, do you think I have a chance with her?
Topics: Al Stooges of Three
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:19 am on Sunday, November 12, 2006
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