Grandma Go BOOM!
The doddering may have limited the effectiveness of a new Hamas tactic, the Granny Bomb. But it raises an important question … does Granny get virgins? A head-scratcher. We may need to bring in the mullahs on this one. In any case, what is important here is what the Dowager of Doom project tells us about Hamas’ forward-thinking equal opportunity program for suicide bombers, which accepts women of all ages and even members of the Palestinian transgendered community. “Juma the Hermaphrodite” was frustrated before his/her efforts bore fruit, so it remains an open question whether and what kind of virgins he/she would get.
The old dear’s family couldn’t be happier.
Zuheir, Najar’s 20-year-old son, told AFP from the family home: “We are really happy. It’s a big operation. She told us last night that she would do a suicide operation. She prepared her clothes for that operation and we are proud.
“‘I don’t want anything, only to die a martyr.’ That’s what she said.”
Grandma was looking forward to oblivion, and now she has it. Not like that petrified mentally retarded kid in Iraq, whose forced participation and wretched death yet again illustrated exactly what we are dealing with.
Update: Here’s the proud senior citizen, meaningfully engaged in her community’s life … and death.
Prolific Granny Bomb illustrates that it’s a numbers game.
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:15 pm on Thursday, November 23, 2006
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November 24th, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Am I cynical for believing that Son is happy that now he won’t have to take care of his mother in her frail old age? I call it Palestinian Medicare. Assholes.
November 24th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
And the Diplomats chatter on about how everyone wants to have a peaceful free life with nice plumbing…
when the next phase of the Middle East War (I guess Lebanon will be the lucky battlefield again)… I assume that every Western diplomat, INCLUDING Condi, will hop on their jets, and having meetings, and CALL FOR PEACE, ie, have the Israelis stop attacking those helpless Arabs.
If it weren’t for Israel - that “shitty little country”, what on earth would Western Diplomacy do, anyway??
Note in Jim Geraghty’s blog at NRo (the TKS), he discusses an email from the European Supreme Court. Great. Really Great.
It is most unchristian to think this, but I wish that when Iran aims her nukes, it would be so wonderful if she saves a couple for Brussels…
November 25th, 2006 at 9:05 am
Did you see the picture of that ugly pig’s ass looking old woman? Only uglier woman was hana ashwari ever to walk the face of the earth! the sick idea is she actually had sex and reporduced! how disgusting..
really, she’s now dead… great…
one less moron to take up room in gaza…
next?