1 + 1 = 0.00000007%
From his new perch at the Daily Telegraph, Tim Blair does the math on silly Global Warming stunts and reveals to the world at large for the first time ever the miraculous powers of his auntie’s ironing.
Now, if we could harness that kind of human potential … each one of us, just a little ironing each day …
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:39 am on Friday, December 1, 2006
3 Responses to “1 + 1 = 0.00000007%”
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December 1st, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Gah! Ironing! Let the world burn, I say.
Wanna know my superstition? Cardinals (the bird). Harbingers of doom. Whenever a cardinal (the bird) flies across my path, I just know something bad is going to happen. The only way to keep the little monsters appeased is to keep the bird feeder filled, or else they sit on the deck-fence and stare at me. If global whatever kills them off, I don’t care, except that Ohio will then be without a state bird and we’ll have to designate the starling, or the crow, or the congressional flapdoodle, or something to be the next state bird. I should get up a petition to ban cardinals (the bird).
Makes as much sense as believing that walking across Australia in the middle of their summer, ferchrissakes, will forestall global “warming”.
December 1st, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Rebecca: We must rule birds, or they will rule us (pssst! It’s me; Paco!)
December 1st, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Looking at the mess on my deck, I think they already rule us. Little bastards.
Hi, Paco.