Yeah, But …
Captain Ed points out that we should have had full body x-rays at airports a long time ago.
Yeah, but … they’d better have some pretty tight protocols in place at TSA before they do this. Never mind the temptation to sell Paris Hilton’s body scan. Not to mention YouTube.
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 3:18 pm Comments (5) on Friday, December 1, 2006
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December 1st, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Anyone with a decent internet connection has already seen more of Paris than they could ever want to.
Come to think of it, anyone who has ever stood in a checkout line at the A&P has already seen too much of her…
December 1st, 2006 at 6:28 pm
OK, bad example. I just know I don’t want any TSA database to include x-ray vision of my wife or my daughters. Or images of Courtney Love or Madonna on the Internet. I don’t think we need to be subjected to that.
December 1st, 2006 at 7:32 pm
I prefer traditional x-rays. They’re quite slimming.
December 1st, 2006 at 8:42 pm
It sounds kind of creepy, but I doubt anyone watching these things would be capable of a sexual response after about a day. Most of us are not internet-pornworthy, trust me. And I understand the images would really be sort of spectral anyway. Even Paris Hilton, were she not already shopworn goods, wouldn’t be worth the imagination it would take to flesh (no pun intended) her out.
December 1st, 2006 at 9:48 pm
I was in a security line with the new air-puffer machine Tuesday. It was kind of weird. Girls — pants only.