Libyan Justice
The Ghaddafis,* dad and son, are men of justice. This is why, upon noting that the trial before Libya’s highest kangaroo court in the matter of the Bulgarian nurses accused of infecting Libyan children with AIDS “went in the wrong direction,” they are mulling clemency. In exchange for a consideration, perhaps.
How about consideration of putting Moammar back on the short list for a rocket through the tent? These are not our nurses, but as an American taxpayer, I could support the expenditure of several million dollars worth of cruise missiles.
More commentary in the Captain’s Quarters, to whom I owe a hat tip.
* How the heck do you spell that, anyway? Reader contest. Creativity encouraged.
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:40 am on Tuesday, January 30, 2007
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January 30th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Well, I think Muamar’s all-girl body-guard squad are known as the “Ghadoffme’s”.
January 30th, 2007 at 11:08 am
Let’s tell Mummar that we’ll send a few AC-130s over to Tripoli to negotiate.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I believe his correct name, with appropriate titles, is technically Muammar Godawful, President for Life of Libya, Pillow of Islam, Sometime Defender of the Faith, Scourge of Chad, Allah’s Mighty Penknife of Justice, and Bunker-Dwelling Generalissimo of the Libyan Armed Forces.
Saw a picture of him not long ago, decked out in a white uniform with green sash, and adorned with medals the size of manhole covers. He looked like the doorman of the Waldorf Astoria, or perhaps, the Fleet Admiral of the Paraguayan Navy.
January 30th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
“Dumbshit”.
January 30th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Mummer should know there is a terrific Mummers’ Parade every year in Philadelphia. He’d be perfect as the Grand Master, what with the costumes and all. Of course, some Mad Jew might take a potshot at him, but hey, he’s a brave guy, right?
January 30th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Extortion is an ugly word, but that’s exactly what this has been from the start.
January 30th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
I’m glad this guy woke up to reality and made nice nice with us. Having him against us is way too perilous. Whew.
January 30th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
We’ll Just Settle For A Little Extortion
Libyan Justice Jules Crittenden The Ghaddafis,* dad and son, are men of justice. This is why, upon noting that the trial before Libya’s highest kangaroo court in the matter of the Bulgarian nurses accused of infecting Libyan children with AIDS