Lil Kim
Kim Jong-Nam struggles for the Glory of the Songun Revolution in the fleshpots of Macau, where he bravely gambles at roullette tables and endures the decadence of the five-star Mandarin Oriental. The son of illustrious Kim Jong Il, and presumeably born atop Golden Mountain to a chorus of birdsong just like his dad, dwells in the former Portuguese colony, banking center and party town where North Korea’s counterfeit U.S. currency operation floats the goods.
Due to his failure to act with proper Stalinist decorum like dad, it looks like 35-year-old Jong-Nam won’t be inheriting the people’s adoration. That mantel looks to be landing on the shoulders of his suck-up kid brother, Kim Jong-Chol, though I have to say Jong-Nam sounds a little more like a chip off the old block.
London Telegraph, with a nod to the captain in his quarters.
Mandatory joyousness and Songun Revolution studies here. Struggle to read, in the spirit of enlightened happiness!
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:30 am on Friday, February 2, 2007
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February 2nd, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Keeeeyrist, after looking at his pic, he’d have to have some form of payment to get laid. And may he have the good fortune, to have a son and name him Kim Jong-Clap.
As to his “half brother”, Kim Jong-Chol, I sense a Cain and Abel, redo, here.
Oh and is Chol the shortened version of Cholera? Or is he named after the truly wonderful crooner of past, Nat King Chol?