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Soros in a Short Skirt

Hungarian billionnaire/nutjob George Soros: “America needs to follow the policies it has introduced in Germany. We have to go through a certain de-Nazification process.”

This is very revealing.

Let me tell you something about Hungary. I’ve been there. There are one or two important things you need to know about that place.  I’m not talking about 1956.  Clearly, Stalinist oppression is way off in the rearview mirror, when a Hungarian is calling the President of the United States a Nazi.

Hungary is where the Mongol hordes ran into the Germanic tribes. 

What this means is, the women there are incredibly hot.  I was there in the month of  August. It was like the entire under-25 female population of the city of Budapest was having a thong and cleavage contest.  A bunch of tall, almond-eyed, exotic-looking women walking around with barely anything on. I’ve never seen anything quite like it, and I grew up in Bangkok. 

I think it is wonderful that Soros loves democracy so much, he is trying to buy it.  I also think it is wonderful that, democracy being the incredible, uncontrollable power that it is, it has ignored him, swallowing up his lucre with nary a burp. I think also it is wonderful that Soros has lost his mind, but that Democratic candidates such as Barack Obama will continue to swoon over him and his hot cash.

It’s like Soros put his thong on.  He’s showing it all. 

The thong doesn’t suit him as well as some other Hungarians I’ve encountered.  It isn’t a pretty sight.  But I think Soros should keep strutting around in it, showing us his stuff.  It will be good for democracy.

Meanwhile, an imam in Birmingham took a page from Soros, hiked up his burka, and compared Britain to Nazi Germany. How dare the British police investigate a plot to abduct and behead British soldiers!

Dan, a Riehl dog, googles Hungarian women.

Topics: Britain, Europe, GWOT, Uncategorized, sex

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:39 am on Sunday, February 4, 2007

11 Responses to “Soros in a Short Skirt”

1. saltydog Says:
   February 4th, 2007 at 1:59 am

   Jules, you just made my day. Great stuff.

2. Purple Avenger Says:
   February 4th, 2007 at 2:29 am

   I’m going to hedge my bets and invest in a D9 Cat. Someone is going to get the phat contracts to dig all the mass graves if these guys come to power and I mean to be that guy!

3. alphie Says:
   February 4th, 2007 at 4:52 am

   Can’t you just buy it and head over to Iraq with it if you want some of that sweet neocon corporate welfare, PA

   Why wait?

   Some lucky cracker has 132 new customers today alone.

4. Grimmy Says:
   February 4th, 2007 at 8:13 am

   “Hungary is where the Mongol hordes ran into the Germanic tribes.

   What this means is, the women there are incredibly hot. ”

   You can tell you’ve spent time either as a soldier or with soldiers. The only thing you left out is how much a beer costs in US currency. If you’d have added in that, then you would have scored perfect for a sitrep.

5. Agricola Says:
   February 4th, 2007 at 8:27 am

   I enjoy your blog for a number of perfectly valid reasons. You have now added another reason for me to keep your site in my blog reader. As a man of Scots-Irish/English descent, married to a perfectly lovely girl with Irish roots, the picture in my mind of the Mongol/Germanic “mix” is enough to make me want to get on the first plane to Budapest.

6. Jules Crittenden Says:
   February 4th, 2007 at 10:07 am

   The beer is cheap and is served in tall glasses at outdoor cafes along the Danube where the abovementioned almond-eyed contestants promenade, Grimmy. Don’t tell Wronwright.

   Having just exited Kosovo, I was in Budapest with some companions of low morals. As a diversion, we intended to seek out an establishment where women dance exotically. But decided it was unnecessary.

7. RebeccaH Says:
   February 4th, 2007 at 10:26 am

   Okay, the mental image of George Soros in a thong brought on a mild bout of acid reflux, thank you very much, Jules.

   Alphie, by the use of the word “cracker”, you have revealed yourself as a racist. Not that we didn’t already know that.

8. CavMedic Says:
   February 4th, 2007 at 11:19 am

   I was in Budapest for a few days in 1996. The Magyars insisted on rebuilding the city after the war as it was before the war-no ugly concrete Soviet high rises for them. Plus, the women do believe in short skirts (although in fairness, so do Polish women).

9. Purple Avenger Says:
   February 4th, 2007 at 12:21 pm

   Ain’t no leftists in Iraq needing mass graves with a capacity for millions alphie.

10. The Virtuous Republic Says:
    February 4th, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    The Face of the Left: George Soros

    I saw this at the Captain’s Quarters. At Davos, Switzerland last week, George Soros, who spend $26 million of his own money to defeat George Bush in 2004, must have forgotten about the internet. Here is what the New York Post wrote:

11. Chief RZ Says:
    February 4th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

    The man has been revealed! He should be publically shamed and I will do my part. Shame on you, George. You turned in your own people and then made filthy lucre off them.

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