Latest from the Cave
That al-Zawahiri’s a cut up. Important news flash from al-Qaeda: Bush is “an alcoholic, liar and gambler with an addictive personality.”
Ha! I know you are, but what am I? You’re rubber, I’m glue. No wait, that’s I’m rubber, you’re glue … What you say is what you are. He who smelt it, dealt it … no that’s a different one. Damn. Gotta get up early in the morning to top that guy.
ABC’s Blotter also reports Z-man cavedude not happy with his Demo Cong minions:
On the tape, Zawahiri also condemns American Democrats “as one side of the same coin of tyranny, criminality and failure” for failing to challenge Bush policies as they said they would in the election.
Get with the program, American Democrats! Do what you told al-Qaeda you would do!
You’ll recall how uplifting and inspiring Ayman’s Christmas message was.
Topics: al qaeda
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:00 pm on Tuesday, February 13, 2007
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February 13th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
It must be discouraging to sit in your mud hut in Armpitistan and realize that nobody is listening to you anymore. Poor old al-Z. Can’t even trot out Osama’s corpse anymore.
February 13th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
“Get with the program, American Democrats! Do what you told al-Qaeda you would do!”
They are, they are. A document ceding the U.S. to Islamists is in the works. A several glitches remain.
Pelosi still wants at least three airliners. Murtha, will insist on his right to pass Federal contracts to relatives. Full pardon for William “cold cash” Jefferson. Oh and Al Gore wants a 3 day meeting to warn Islamists of Global Warming. Dennis Kuchinich (or however the hell way his name is spelled) wants a recording contract. Richard Durbin says, “I do NOT want to be a Dick”. Kennedy wants liquor to become halal. Kerry wants Teresa, beheaded.
February 13th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
AQ is getting its talking points from Kos now?
February 13th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
i didn’t know he was a gambler…i thought that was bennett.
February 13th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Oh, please Master, give us your wisdom more often, I’m begging you. We need you. Can I send you an upgrade or anything? Whatever I can do to help you get your message to our politicians and proles, I will do. Let the media print your advise to Congress on a daily basis. Only then will the people begin to understand what must be done.
February 13th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
CC, in Ohio, Dennis Kucinich is unfondly known as Dennis Kookinich.
February 13th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Rebecca
” in Ohio, Dennis Kucinich is unfondly known as Dennis Kookinich. ”
I cretinly can see why. I mean certainly.
February 13th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
BTW Rebecca, best wishes with your weather.
February 13th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
CC, there is ice on the trees, and thousands are without power. I’m beginning to dislike Al Gore intensely.
February 14th, 2007 at 2:58 am
Gore EFFECT seems to have given D.C. a day or two off. He was on his way there, I believe. That doesn’t assist you in anyway, though.
You know, I believe Gore posts here…nom de plume….alphie.