Do You Want The Terrorists To Win?
Take the quiz here.
This is a test you want to fail. I got 15 percent, and was informed I’m a proud flag waving American who wants to kill terrorists, something like that. I think I effed up on “Did you start calling French Fries ‘Freedom Fries’” by checking “No, That’s Retarded.”
“Who wants the Terrorists to Win the Most” was really hard, too. “The French; The Spanish; American Liberals.”
“Is It Better to Kill for Jesus or Mohammed?” Naturally, I checked “Jesus,” though the correct answer may have been “Is this a trick question?”
h/t Tim Blair. And some Australian guy he got it from who scored a 98.
Topics: Europe, GWOT, Islam, USA, pols
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 1:33 am on Monday, February 19, 2007
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February 19th, 2007 at 3:54 am
Nibbles– 2007.02.19
Just read ‘em. Maybe I’ll find time to do more with ‘em later. Never forget Do You Want The Terrorists To Win?
February 19th, 2007 at 3:54 am
Bill’s Nibbles — 2007.02.19
Some Bill’s Bites posts, some things I excerpted and linked but I’m sending you to the original post. I may rearrange the order of the items within this post as I add new things that I think belong above the
February 19th, 2007 at 3:56 am
I scored 17% the first time through, then on the second pass I scored 0% by guessing the proper “genuine redneck wingnut” answers.
“Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side. God’s side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!”
February 19th, 2007 at 8:20 am
I got a 0% on my first try and I live in the northeast. Should I consider relocating to where NASCAR is more popular?
February 19th, 2007 at 10:18 am
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 2%
Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side. God’s side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!
Damn. Wanted 0. Wonder which answer? I mean, I love, country fried steak, cheese grits, biscuits and sausage gravy and all that stuff.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:42 am
I got 40%.
My bid at nuance failed, sadly.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 0%
Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side. God’s side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!
February 19th, 2007 at 11:34 am
I scored a 15%. Of course I bet alphie would score 115%.
February 19th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Waste O’ Time.
February 19th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
36% I guess I’m a traitorous cheese eating surrender monkey
February 19th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
I sooo rule!!
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 0%
Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush’s America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America’s side. God’s side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!