“You Are in an Arab Country”
A Saudi poet’s lament, via MEMRI:
In a satirical poem titled “When,” posted on Arabic reformist websites including www.aafaq.org , reformist Saudi author and journalist Wajeha Al-Huwaider lamented what she regards as the conditions in the Arab world. In the introduction to this poem, she wrote: “‘When’ is an ode to the troubles of the Arab citizen. Both men and women participated in its [writing], and it is still open to additions. This ode will be hung on the walls of the palaces of the Arab rulers, [1] so feel free to add you contributions.”
The following are excerpts from the poem:
“When you cannot find a single garden in your city, but there is a mosque on every corner - you know that you are in an Arab country…
“When you see people living in the past with all the trappings of modernity - do not be surprised, you are in an Arab country.
“When religion has control over science - you can be sure that you are in an Arab country.
“When clerics are referred to as ’scholars’ - don’t be astonished, you are in an Arab country.
“When you see the ruler transformed into a demigod who never dies or relinquishes his power, and whom nobody is permitted to criticize - do not be too upset, you are in an Arab country.
“When you find that the large majority of people oppose freedom and find joy in slavery - do not be too distressed, you are in an Arab country.
“When you hear the clerics saying that democracy is heresy, but [see them] seizing every opportunity provided by democracy to grab high positions [in the government] - do not be surprised, you are in an Arab country…
“When monarchies turn into theocracies, and republics into hybrids of monarchy and republic - do not be taken aback, you are in an Arab country.
“When you find that the members of parliament are nominated [by the ruler], or else that half of them are nominated and the other half have bought their seats through bribery… - you are in an Arab country…
“When you discover that a woman is worth half of what a man is worth, or less - do not be surprised, you are in an Arab country…
“When you see that the authorities chop off a man’s hand for stealing a loaf of bread or a penny, but praise and glorify those who steal billions - do not be too surprised, you are in an Arab country…
“When you are forced to worship the Creator in school and your teachers grade you for it - you can be sure that you are in an Arab country…
“When young women students are publicly flogged merely for exposing their eyes - you are in an Arab country…
“When a boy learns about menstruation and childbirth but not about his own [body] and [the changes] it undergoes in puberty - roll out your prayer mat and beseech Allah to help you deal with your crisis, for you are in an Arab country…
“When land is more important than human beings - you are in an Arab country…
“When covering the woman’s head is more important than financial and administrative corruption, embezzlement, and betrayal of the homeland - do not be astonished, you are in an Arab country…
“When minorities are persecuted and oppressed, and if they demand their rights, are accused of being a fifth column or a Trojan horse - be upset, you are in an Arab country…
“When women are [seen as] house ornaments which can be replaced at any time - bemoan your fate, you are in an Arab country.
“When birth control and family planning are perceived as a Western plot - place your trust in Allah, you are in an Arab country…
“When at any time, there can be a knock on your door and you will be dragged off and buried in a dark prison - you are in an Arab country…
“When fear constantly lives in the eyes of the people - you can be certain that you are in an Arab country.”
Topics: middle east
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:46 pm on Tuesday, February 27, 2007
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February 27th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
“You Are in an Arab Country”
“You Are in an Arab Country” Jules Crittenden In a satirical poem titled “When,” posted on Arabic reformist websites including http://www.aafaq.org , reformist Saudi author and journalist Wajeha Al-Huwaider lamented what she regards as the conditions …
February 27th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
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February 28th, 2007 at 12:14 am
This is what they would impose on the whole world.
February 28th, 2007 at 12:27 am
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February 28th, 2007 at 12:35 am
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February 28th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
This almost sounds like Jeff Foxworthy’s “you must be a redneck” riff, except it’s not funny.
February 28th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
What, the toad has no pithy rejoiner? I wonder why.