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Wales vs. McDonalds

“Have you got anywhere with McDonald’s, have you tried getting it banned? That’s the key.” 

Antiquated, costly symbol of Britain’s past Imperial glory slams modern, popular, highly profitable and tasty symbol of America’s global cultural imperialism.*

Next week: stay tuned as object of much ludicrous, lavish medieval pageantry involving lots of ermine, gilt coaches and puffy pants condemns colonial upstart nation’s electronic entertainment industry. 

*Check graphic comparing traditional British fast food with Big Mac. In fairness, His Nibs is a fan of “slow food” and would like to see the peasants dine on more organic, less fatty fare. Nothing short of revolutionary in Britain.

Uh oh … PofW’s own Duchy Originals Cornish Pasty … more fat than a Big Mac!  (h/t His Lordship, the Duke of Argghhh!!!)

Topics: Britain

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:20 am on Wednesday, February 28, 2007

5 Responses to “Wales vs. McDonalds”

1. Robert Says:
   February 28th, 2007 at 11:55 am

   Any man who could ditch Dianna to marry his horse, is a pervert and should keep his opinions to himself.

2. The Anchoress » Hypocrisy Week: Chas on Macs, Press on Kosovo Says:
   February 28th, 2007 at 4:42 pm

   […] First we have the Al Gore, Secular Saint as Mine-Owning energy gulper, now there’s the Prince of Wales seeking to ban yer Big Macs while profiting from a concoction that is somewhat less “healthy”. (Jules Crittenden has more.) […]

3. RebeccaH Says:
   February 28th, 2007 at 7:16 pm

   I’ve had some of that traditional British fare that they call “food” over there. At least MacDonald’s makes sure the fat is warm when you get it.

4. saltydog Says:
   February 28th, 2007 at 7:19 pm

   Is anyone doing anything at all about what appears to be a panepidemic of pompous asses roaming the land?

5. M. Simon Says:
   February 28th, 2007 at 8:33 pm

   saltydog Says:

   Is anyone doing anything at all about what appears to be a panepidemic of pompous asses roaming the land?

   Yes. We are fatting them up for the kill. Hadn’t you noticed?

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