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Imaginary Threat Requires Paranoid Response

Former Canadian defense minister demands that the world governments disclose UFO technology and use it to stop global warming:  

“I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation … that could be a way to save our planet,” Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico — which has become a shrine for UFO believers — as an example of alien contact.

“We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough,” he said.

Hellyer became defense minister in former prime minister Lester Pearson’s cabinet in 1963, and oversaw the controversial integration and unification of Canada’s army, air force and navy into the Canadian Forces.

He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO.

Loonier than a one-dollar coin.

You realize this all comes back to George Bush.  Won’t sign Kyoto.  Sitting on a hangar full of dead aliens and UFO wreckage at Wright-Patterson or Area 51 or someplace. Meanwhile, it just keeps getting hotter.  Don’t even think of blaming Al Gore.  He’s carbon neutral.    

Topics: warmalism

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 1:11 am on Thursday, March 1, 2007

20 Responses to “Imaginary Threat Requires Paranoid Response”

1. The_Real_JeffS Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 1:20 am

   And in other news, Anna Nicole Smith is still dead.

2. saltydog Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 3:33 am

   So where’s the much vaunted Canadian medical establishment when you need it? Don’t they have any gerontologists?

3. Old War Dogs Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 3:37 am

   Bill’s Nibbles // Open Post — 2007.03.01

   Some Bill’s Bites posts, some things I excerpted and linked but I’m sending you to the original post. I may rearrange the order of the items within this post as I add new things that I think belong above the

4. Bill's Bites Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 3:37 am

   Nibbles // Open Post — 2007.03.01

   Just read ‘em. Maybe I’ll find time to do more with ‘em later. (And some things that are too short to excerpt and too good to not mention.) Please feel free to use this post for comments and trackbacks not

5. Jules Crittenden Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 7:40 am

   Two words, S-Dog … waiting list. THAT’S what they need to do with that alien technology.

6. Jack is Back Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 8:41 am

   Darn good thing Canada doesn’t and never had nuclear weapons. This guy’s fingers would have been on them. Actually, this global-warming thing is a win-win for all of us. You get warmer weather in Canada which frees up the roads and golf courses in Florida in the winter.

7. corndog Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 9:29 am

   That’s right, Jack is Back, and there’s not going to be much left of Florida, either, so I guess that’s a big win-win-win for the rest of the country.

8. El Cid Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 10:29 am

   Now just a second here. I saw a UFO, in fact it even landed. http://www.balloons.net/images/Inflatable_Cans_and_Bottles/big/Tanqueray.jpg

   See. Christ, what a night that was.

9. El Cid Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 10:31 am

   corndog must be an Ohio State fan.

10. El Cid Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 11:04 am

    Wait a minute…There is a commenter, at another Blog, who goes by the name of wron. A Tax Expert Roofer, from what I understand. Stay with me now….This fellow lives in Ohio and what is in Ohio? Wright-Patterson Air Force base, where strange objects are tested, such as this…
    http://www.wpafb.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123042464

    Oh yeah, back to the Tax Expert Roofer…putting two and 11 together, one comes up with the name….wronwright.

    Sounds like this is a case for the Planetary Astrophysical Conspectus Organization.

11. Ed Driscoll.com Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 11:26 am

    SHADO Of A Doubt

    When in doubt, always ask yourself: What would Ed Straker do?Former Canadian defense minister demands that the world governments disclose UFO technology and use it to stop global warming: “I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be…

12. RebeccaH Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    I hate to burst the guy’s bubble, but I know a lady whose husband worked in Hangar 18 (Wright-Patteron AFB’s supposed alien repository), and there’s nothing there. Unless he was lying!

13. Jules Crittenden Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    The big mystery in Ohio is why anyone would hire Wrongwright to do their taxes, let alone something important like a roofing job.

14. El Cid Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    If it just so happens that the Tax Roofer comes in from the cold…Let us have enough people to wrest the keys to the mead repository.

15. El Cid Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    If you are out there, Mr. Tax Roofer, Andrea will not help you. She is firmly in our camp.

16. saltydog Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Jules, a waiting list explains how this guy got to a ripe old age without either being put on meds or in a home. I fear it is too late now. This example is as good an argument against socialized medicine as any I’ve seen.

17. RebeccaH Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    The big mystery in Ohio is why anyone would hire Wrongwright to do their taxes, let alone something important like a roofing job.

    Because he’s always got flagons of mead and ten-packs of Akkadian beer (I dunno, maybe they were metric) lying around, as well as medieval weapons and artifacts you can sell on eBay, and he’s careless with all of it, can’t keep track of any of it. Um… well, maybe your question is answered.

18. El Cid Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    RebeccaH

    Unless he was lying!

    Well, could be. Mainly because, if say, he came walking out blabbing that he had just seen wide eyed smallish gray creatures, partying out in a round craft…well, you know…

    Painful (electroshock) treatments, shrinks, people laughing their asses off.

19. Freshy Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    I really think we should follow Gore’s lead on climate change. Hear me out now. There are what, 350 million Americans? Fat is about 70% carbon by weight. So if each of us were to gain just 40 pounds that would sequester 9.8 billion pounds of carbon, which is the amount of carbon in 26 billion pounds of carbon dioxide.

    Krispy Kreme anyone?

20. J.M. Heinrichs Says:
    March 1st, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    FWIW, the article notes that Mr Hellyer was MND in the late Sixties. He is best known for pushing through the amalgamation of the Army, Navy and Air Force to create the Canadian Forces. His reputation within the military is “lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut”. The only people who supported him in office were those hoping to profit by his mismanagement. He makes Robert McNamara look like a genius as SecDef. After his term as MND, he ran for the leadership of two political paties in vain attempts to become PM. Then he founded his own political party, twice. He has been a political joker since 1970. Quoting Mr Hellyer on any subject is akin to implying one is a fool.

    No, I do not like him.

    Cheers

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