Wired Iraqi w/Magnet Where Sun Don’t Shine
… is being questioned by Immigration after he was stopped at LAX and these disturbing facts were noted. America is a free country, but I think attempting to board an airplane with wires on your person and a magnet up your bum while behaving erratically might be grounds for inviting this gentleman to exercise his freedoms elsewhere.
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:38 am on Wednesday, March 7, 2007
8 Responses to “Wired Iraqi w/Magnet Where Sun Don’t Shine”
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March 7th, 2007 at 9:53 am
Does this mean that we can question the competency of Congresscritters with their head up their bum?
March 7th, 2007 at 10:19 am
If the guy is a wannabe terrorist, what did he hope to accomplish. And if he had a wired magnet stuck up there for another reason, then… just… ew.
March 7th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
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March 7th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
“This is a test. This is only a test.” They always say that it’s nothing, don’t give it a second thought. Do all ya’ll think that’s true?
March 7th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Rectum? It damn near killed him!
March 7th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Why are we americans always so quick to demean other peoples cultures when we should be celebrating diversity. It’s fairly obvious that this man had swallowed an IED in order to “launder” it and just had an electromagnetic device placed in the appropriate place in order to “catch” the IED as it finished passing through his system. It’s either that or he just finished his bondage session with Mistress Heather and forgot to remove all of the fun toys. :P
March 7th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
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March 7th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
What an asshole.