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An Inconvenient Truth

Too damn many polar bears, and they like clinging to bobbing ice floes. Normal PB behavior.

Great green concern about what the bears will eat when the ice melts and they can no longer spend hours waiting by breathing holes for harp seals to pop up. Some bear experts suggest, however, they will adapt to eat … anything that frikking moves. Sort of like, I’m guessing, their primeval bear ancestors adapted to the ice last time it got cold.

But here’s what every bear-concerned warmth-fearing citizen needs to ask his or her self. Do you want people with rifles to kill off all those extraneous bears, or would you rather have a V-8?

Topics: warmalism

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:43 pm on Friday, March 9, 2007

8 Responses to “An Inconvenient Truth”

1. Robert Says:
   March 9th, 2007 at 2:14 pm

   We could save the Polar bears and prevent an economic crisis by feeding the bears with environmentalists.

2. El Cid Says:
   March 9th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

   Robert

   Now that’s funny. Good thing I had just swallowed my soft drink.

3. RebeccaH Says:
   March 9th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

   Alaskans and Canadians better start beefing up their *cough* “bear-proof” dumpsters.

4. The_Real_JeffS Says:
   March 9th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

   I’d prefer a rifle. But that’s me.

5. saltydog Says:
   March 9th, 2007 at 3:32 pm

   Oo, Oo, Oo, I’ll take a V-8!

   I’m with Robert. Feed ‘em the greenies. My Grannie told me to eat a green thing everyday, and I’m sure that wisdom holds true for the Polar Bears.

6. Purple Avenger Says:
   March 9th, 2007 at 8:06 pm

   They seem to thrive on global warming since there’s more now than 50 years ago.

7. Doug Ross @ Journal Says:
   March 10th, 2007 at 2:45 pm

   Al Gore’s Inconvenient Fiction: $250 Billion Scam?

   Wanton profiteering appears to be at the very heart of “carbon offsets.” Put simply, a wide range of respected scientists, environmentalists, researchers, agriculturalists, and activists believe that carbon offsets are a “scam”, “fantasy”, “fict…

8. Purple Avenger Says:
   March 10th, 2007 at 4:45 pm

   Just cuz I’ve been selling moonbats “sequestered carbon” in the form of charcoal briquettes doesn’t mean its a scam.

   Don’t harsh my gig man.

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