Sloganize!
“Jules Crittenden Is Our Middle Name!”
“I’d Sleep With Jules Crittenden!”
h/t to John Hawks for the hours of family fun at sloganizer.net Â
“Surrender, Your Family Will Love You!”
“Surrender, There’s No Better Way!”
“Surrender — Go For It!”
“Break Through with Ahmadinejad!”
“The Ahmadinejad Effect.”
“Ahmadinejad Will Do Anything For You.”
“Feel Good With Hugo Chavez!”
“Don’t Forget Your Kofi Annan!”
“Oh My Goddess, It’s an Obama!”
“Jesus Loves John Kerry!”Â
“Are You Ready for George Bush?”
“George Bush, The Real Thing.”
Best for last:
“Be Inspired by Our Dark Lords Cheney and Rove.”
Topics: pols
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 1:02 pm on Saturday, March 17, 2007
6 Responses to “Sloganize!”
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March 17th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Just what I needed–another way to waste time. Thanks.
March 17th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
«See the world with El Cid.»
Now that, is a slogan. Well yeah, an invitation, too.
March 17th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
RebeccaH does it! We build smiles.
Hey, I think I like this.
March 17th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Holy Cow!
«Oh my gods, it’s a al gore.»
Gracias Jules…:).
March 17th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Ed Driscoll–It’s Like Heaven!
“There’s only one thing in the world I want and that is Ed Driscoll!”–Did these discerning readers say that? Err, not that we’re aware of. But The Sloganizer did. It’s full of a bazillion clichéd slogans that taste good, like…
March 18th, 2007 at 12:04 am
Forward Movement is your safe place in an unsafe world.
The Critter Community
Don’t get in the way of Crittenden.
Dense fog is my world.
And, last but not least…
Salty on the outside, tasty on the inside.