Sloganize!

“Jules Crittenden Is Our Middle Name!”

“I’d Sleep With Jules Crittenden!”

h/t to John Hawks for the hours of family fun at sloganizer.net  

“Surrender, Your Family Will Love You!”

“Surrender, There’s No Better Way!”

“Surrender — Go For It!”

“Break Through with Ahmadinejad!”

“The Ahmadinejad Effect.”

“Ahmadinejad Will Do Anything For You.”

“Feel Good With Hugo Chavez!”

“Don’t Forget Your Kofi Annan!”

“Oh My Goddess, It’s an Obama!”

“Jesus Loves John Kerry!” 

“Are You Ready for George Bush?”

“George Bush, The Real Thing.”

Best for last:

“Be Inspired by Our Dark Lords Cheney and Rove.”

Topics: pols

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 1:02 pm on Saturday, March 17, 2007

6 Responses to “Sloganize!”

  1. saltydog Says:

    Just what I needed–another way to waste time. Thanks.

  2. El Cid Says:

    «See the world with El Cid.»

    Now that, is a slogan. Well yeah, an invitation, too.

  3. RebeccaH Says:

    RebeccaH does it! We build smiles.

    Hey, I think I like this.

  4. El Cid Says:

    Holy Cow!

    «Oh my gods, it’s a al gore.»

    Gracias Jules…:).

  5. Ed Driscoll.com Says:

    Ed Driscoll–It’s Like Heaven!

    “There’s only one thing in the world I want and that is Ed Driscoll!”–Did these discerning readers say that? Err, not that we’re aware of. But The Sloganizer did. It’s full of a bazillion clichéd slogans that taste good, like…

  6. saltydog Says:

    Forward Movement is your safe place in an unsafe world.

    The Critter Community

    Don’t get in the way of Crittenden.

    Dense fog is my world.

    And, last but not least…

    Salty on the outside, tasty on the inside.

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