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Fun with Google Earth

Farouk:

Do you see what I have found upon al-Internet, Achmed!  Upon Google Earth, pictures of our neighborhood!

Achmed: 

Don’t be ridiculous!  No infidels have been anywhere near here to make photographs.

Farouk:

No, it is taken from the heavens, by the spy satellite of the hated Crusaders!  Look, is that not you herding the goats?   

Achmed:

Let me see this. Oh my goodness!  Is that not you and the guys, playing the game of rocks and dung? Ha ha ha! 

Farouk:

And just over here, you see the training ground where we play on the jungle gym and jump out of holes with our Kalashnikovs and balaclavas.  Always so much fun!  And look, over here.  It is our own Ali, conversing with the Sheik! 

Achmed: 

Zoom in! Ha ha ha! Even from outer space one can see what a toady is Ali! 

Ali: 

Excuse me, did I just hear my name?

Achmed:

Oh no, Ali, we were just … uh ….

Farouk:

… Looking for new ways to wage righteous jihad upon al-Internet.  You see what we have discovered! A picture of this camp!

Ali:

Let me see that.  Is that not you Farouk, with the guys, playing rocks and dung? Look here! It is I, engaged in serious discussion of important matters of global Jihad with his Eminence the Sheik!  A good likeness, don’t you think?

Achmed:

The Sheik cuts a striking figure!

Ali:

That’s not what I … oh, never mind.  I say, Farouk, what is this shadow in the image over here?

Farouk:

Why, it looks like an infidel helicopter!  How exciting!  I wonder if we could see if from here! 

 WOP-WOP-WOP-WOP-WOP

Achmed: 

What an odd noise!  It sounds as though it is almost outside the cave. What could it be?  Let’s go see!

Topics: Al Stooges of Three

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:22 pm on Friday, March 23, 2007

3 Responses to “Fun with Google Earth”

1. saltydog Says:
   March 23rd, 2007 at 1:10 pm

   Uh oh.

   It’s nice to be able to put a face to Ali.

2. Right Wing Nation Says:
   March 23rd, 2007 at 2:12 pm

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3. RebeccaH Says:
   March 23rd, 2007 at 5:58 pm

   Osama: What is all this noise? What are you three idiots up to now? Achmed! Go outside and see what that noi—-KABOOM!

   Don’t I wish.

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