A Moronocy of Dunces
Moron offsets for Sean Penn.
High moron honors to whoever wrote and/or edited this NYT article that painstakingly lays out the evidence of Iran’s murderous interference in Iraq, pointing out how quiet diplomacy has been attempted and rebuffed, and then, as PJM notes, closes with a demand for more diplomacy. It’s almost as if this wasn’t happening.
Uh oh. More morons in my business.
UN Watch director Hillel Neuer tells the UN Human Rights Commission what a pile of corruption it is. Council president, shorts quite twisted, says Hillel must be more polite. Hillel, no moron, kicks ass in this must-view moron takedown.
Boortz: No monopoly on moronitude.
Wise beyond his protein, Jeff crosschecks the veracity of local moronists.
Rosie plows moronically through history, current events, foreign policy and geography.
Congressmen think the disregard of sentiments and exercise of a veto is impeachable. (For the record, I think Rosie might be smarter and better informed than some of these morons)
Cockburn wants the wrong guy to apologize, and that isn’t the only reason Cockburn’s on this list.
Kerry continues to think its all about him. That’s moronic.
So does Gore. But most Americans don’t. What a Gore-on.
What moronocy is complete without the hapless kangaroo skinner? On the subject of moroniness, Tim Blair also brings us this. (Language alert)
Glad to have some Webb representation. More on Webb another time.
Hillary is “cultivating relationships” with the military. M-word.
I’d call this woman a moron, but compared to what most people strap around themselves in that neighborhood, she’s a courageous and highly intelligent entrepreneur.
Moron on moron. Or pink on pink, if you prefer.
VC brings us a concise, easy-to-read version of the moron victory plan.
Sen. Bond questions whether Valerie Plame’s memory has improved with time. At the CIA, I’m sure they could come up with a word for doing that on the record.
These people must think we’re all morons.
Ace offers up 47 minutes of “9/13 Republican” Evan Sayet’s take on many, many morons. I watched the first 5 and if the rest is this good, as Ace says it is, I hope I can find another 42 minutes somewhere.
These morons are geniuses.
And so, morons all, we march on. (h/t The Real JeffS)
Welcome Punditeers. Indulge your inner moron, stick around. Tony Blair is headed out of moron territory. Jimmy Carter rules there. Go and tell the morons, ignoring their attempts to pass laws, we are winning in Iraq. Be sure not to miss me and a bunch of my pals, being morons back when this all started.
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:18 am on Tuesday, March 27, 2007
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March 27th, 2007 at 2:52 am
I don’t know how many times in recent memory I’ve thought of Kornbluth’s story, “The Marching Morons”.
This post is yet another time that story comes up. Ha!
March 27th, 2007 at 5:30 am
Britain’s Hostage Crisis
Britain’s Hostage Crisis It is time to stop appeasing those who kidnapped the servicemen For more than four days British sailors and Marines have been imprisoned in Iran. They have been interrogated, psychologically abused, denied access to the outsi…
March 27th, 2007 at 5:33 am
Bill’s Nibbles // Open Post — 2007.03.27
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March 27th, 2007 at 9:47 am
[...] Jules Crittenden makes the call and cites examples of liberal ‘moronocy’, while Don Surber follows up with his suggestions: But what would the offsets be? [...]
March 27th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Stupid is as stupid says
The Monk disagrees with Crittenden’s choice of target. Instead, the morons are the US government for putting up with this nonsense without giving Iran a severe swatting and the Iraq Study Group itself, which was filled with realpolitikers, eminence gr…
March 27th, 2007 at 11:17 am
both sides of the political spectrum has mornons. Let us now list those associated with the Bush Group
I have not the time but begin with the attorney general…fill in the rest if you have sufficient bandwidth
March 27th, 2007 at 11:29 am
Is it too late to work up some brackets for a March Moron Madness tournament? I’ll take just about any odds on “drownded seals.” A moron tax is clearly superior to moron offsets: you can set the level high enough to reduce the negative externality to any desired level while preventing incumbent rent-seekers (vis. Hollywood, D.C.) from hoarding the moronicity and robbing the less fortunate of its pleasures.
With regard to the Webb handgun story, I have three words: involuntary term limits.
March 27th, 2007 at 11:50 am
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March 27th, 2007 at 11:54 am
[...] Crittenden proposes Moron Offsets–and gives a long list of candidates. Date Posted: Tuesday, March 27th, 2007 by rightwingprof [...]
March 27th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
[...] …and nary a stop to think. [...]
March 27th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
[...] Crittenden now gives us his Moronocy of Dunces and from Sean Penn on down…it’s remarkable. [...]
March 27th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
WOW, alphie,/b>….you made the big time, now. An entire thread devoted to you. Gosh, how neat, huh?
March 27th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Yeah for alphie.
March 27th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
The world is swimming in morons. It’s unfortunate that so many of them go into the entertainment business, like, for instance, politics.
March 27th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Sean Penn, Democratic Sr. Foreign Affairs Adviser
Through an exclusive cross-posting agreement with The Stuffington Roast, we are pleased to offer an opinion piece authored by none other than Hollywood acting star and Democratic senior foreign affairs adviser, Sean Penn…
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