Al-Shrimp Upon Al-Barbiyah
Farouk:
Achmed, come see! The Australian Taliban Mohammed Dawood is to be free! He has escaped the clutches of the hated Crusaders in their gulag at Guantanamo!
Achmed:
But this is marvelous! Al-Eskinner Kangarooiyah is free? He of al-Land Downunderiyah? How has he accomplished this?
Farouk:
He appears to have convinced the gullible Christian dogs that he is harmless! They believe he is a fool. Also, I think perhaps it is a favor of the Bush to the Howard upon the eve of elections. His sentence is only of nine months!
Achmed:
Ha ha ha! So clever! … but Farouk, you realize of course that this man is a donkey.
Farouk:
No no, Achmed! He was a jihadi of the greatest importance. He told me so himself many times!
Achmed:
An entertaining failure of an alcohol-swilling Christian dog who was very confused and betrayed his own people. Of course, he might have been useful … if he were not so stupid! Even the Americans know this. Why do you think they only gave him nine months? Ha ha ha! No virgins for him!
Farouk:
But Achmed, I enjoyed it very much when he sang “Waltzing Mohammed” and “Tie Me Crusader Down Sport.” I believe he has outwitted them!
Achmed:
This man could not outwit a goat turd. But tell me, what else does it say?
Farouk:
It says here that he must not speak for a year! He can say no bad things of the Americans.
Achmed:
Ha ha ha! This is the part of greatest hilarity! Dawood not to talk! Ha ha ha! Next, you will be telling me he is also not to go into a pub and drink the devil water! Ha ha ha ha! Excuse, I have laughed so hard I have humus coming out of my nose! I will tell you what is the best part, Farouk. So many other Dhimmi have rallied to the cause of this al-Wannabiyah, and believe him to be an innocent victim! They rally to his cause! With one stupid we ensnare so many more stupids! Ha ha ha!
Topics: Al Stooges of Three
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:58 am on Saturday, March 31, 2007
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March 31st, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Hey, al-Stoogiyahs! There’s a real barbecue going on, next thread over. Of course, there might be Crusaders there, so leave the RPGs at home, ‘kay?