Moron, Smarten Thyself

What kind of moron who wants to win a war would try to hire a general who wants to lose?

The captain from his quarters espies a moron. Moron is as moron does.  Hey, CBS hired her.  But why’d they fire the help?  You mean that’s not Katie’s Notebook?

Verdict in Duke Lacrosse case: it was a rush to moronocy

This moron doesn’t get why the CIA may want to deny torture allegations from a nation that practices torture.

When are these morons going to figure out that, when you go to a war zone, you might get killed, and it may be no one’s fault but your own.  By the way, the morons of Spain are also still acting like morons.  These morons apparently have missed all the explanations of what happened.

These morons need to make up their minds. One thing’s for sure. They aren’t great morons anymore.

Non-scandal erupts amid furor of non-scandal!  This makes Libby’s non-crime in the middle of a non-crime look absolutely non-criminal by comparison! Morons alarmed by White House use of email

Moron on moron: Dems vs. unions in Denver.

What else to say but, moron.  Well, “corpse in a cowbody hat,” OK, that works. Even this moron thinks Imus is a moron.  And being a moron ain’t cheap.

Michelle: no monoploy on moronocy.

These women, not morons.

Some morons just don’t know when to stop being morons: Pelosi and Lantos, looking for love in all the wrong places.  You go, moron girl

What’s a moron to think?  Too much ice in Alaska is starving the sea otters.  But it’s a good thing we cut all those trees down

Stellar moronocy.

Morons unclear on the concept pull the plug on Islam vs Islamists.

Speaking of Islam and Islamists, this fellow traveller is hoisted by his own moronic petard.

But we’re all just one key stroke from moronitude. Exhibit A: I’m a moron. As is now in fashion, I apologize for being a moron.  I’m going into moron rehab. I’ll never ever be a moron again. 

Topics: moronocy

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:06 pm on Wednesday, April 11, 2007

3 Responses to “Moron, Smarten Thyself”

  1. CavMedic Says:

    Hmm-the decision by the Brits to reverse their earlier permission is kind of strange. I can’t imagine what prompted their earlier course.

    I live in NC and I’m glad that the AG finally decided to put an end to the Duke farce. I think Durham county should probably budget some money for lawsuit payouts in their next budget.

    Jules-how could you have failed to mention the biggest bunch of morons Tim blogged about today?

  2. CavMedic Says:

    Man-the state AG is on local TV now and he is withering in his criticism of this case. Nifong better have his subscription to “Better Cells and Exercise Yards” paid up.

  3. RebeccaH Says:

    There, there, Jules. We are all morons at one time or another. Some for a briefer time than others. Imus, for instance, should have been institutionalized a long time ago.

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