Gore Team Assembles in Secret …

… presumeably because baghead campaign wants to avoid the relentless mockery as long as possible.  Don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to a Chicken Little Clinton-sidekick run.  Hill vs. Gore, good.  Gore vs. Hill vs. Kerry, even better.  

Captain’s Quarters: wooden spoiler.

Moderate Voice: convenient counterpoint.

Topics: pols

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:51 am on Sunday, April 22, 2007

5 Responses to “Gore Team Assembles in Secret …”

  1. JammieWearingFool Says:

    Gore Assembling Campaign Team

    Shhh, it’s a secret.

    Well, Lerch says he might want back in, The Pantsuit is floundering, Obama is a lightweight and The Breck Girl is a laughingstock, so it might just work.

  2. RebeccaH Says:

    This might be the most entertaining presidential primary in decades. It’ll come down to Al “Cassandra” Bore slugging it out with Mrs. Bubba, and it’s bound to be bloody. Barak WhoIsHeReally is a non-starter, IMO. Senator Swiftboat might as well go to Cambodia for Christmas, because even the Defeaticrats won’t touch him with a ten-foot pole. So far, the rest of them are just the usual suspects, ho hum.

  3. RebeccaH Says:

    Oh, and I forgot John (”Does my hair make me look fat?”) Edwards.

    Nope. I think it’s going to be the Gore/Clinton Cage Bitchslap of the Century.

  4. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    Ah, the Gorebot was lying all along! Or did he just “change his mind” at the last minute?

    Perhaps Algore simply had faulty intelligence about his chances of winning? With that robotic personality, who can tell?

  5. saltydog Says:

    Oh please let it be true. He’s so full of himself, this darling of Hollywood’s Academy. He’s cool now, doncha know–LaLa denizens say so.

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