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George Bush: “The American people didn’t vote for failure.” 

Dick Cheney: “What’s most troubling about Sen. Reid’s comments yesterday is his defeatism.”

Harry Reid, D-Nev.: “Leaders should make decisions based on facts and reality.”    

Nevada reservists to Reid: “We’re not losing.”

Reid aide’s email to reservists: “(Reid) is grateful for their service … he believes we owe it to them to give them all the resources they need and provide them with a strategy that is worthy of their sacrifices.”

Reid on strategy worthy of sacrifices: ” … ”

Real loser of ‘72: “Who was the real loser of ‘72?”

John Kerry, the William Hung of presidential politics, on Dick Cheney: “the American Idol of outlandish claims.“ 

Jessica Lynch: “I am still confused as to why they chose to lie and tried to make me a legend when the real heroics of my fellow soldiers that day were, in fact, legendary.”

Jules Crittenden: “I am still confused as to why the Democratic Congress is wasting time and money dredging up stupid, painful but essentially irrelevant military blunders years after the fact, instead of focusing on winning the war.  I am also still confused as to why the Democratic Congress is bent on losing this war.”*

Dick Cheney: “Some Democratic leaders seem to believe that blind opposition to the new strategy in Iraq is good politics. Sen. Reid himself has said that the war in Iraq will bring his party more seats in the next election.”**

* This one might need a billboard.

** This one, too.

Topics: pols

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:23 am on Wednesday, April 25, 2007

11 Responses to “Put It On A Bumpersticker”

1. corndog Says:
   April 25th, 2007 at 8:57 am

   George Bush: “The American people didn’t vote for failure.”

   Well, they voted for George Bush, didn’t they?

2. AW1 Tim Says:
   April 25th, 2007 at 9:26 am

   Corndog,

   I don’t understand what you are trying to say. You have two facts, but no conclusion. Oh, wait… heh. You were trying to be clever…. silly boy!

   Clever is:

   “Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with Windows.”

   Respects,

3. CavMedic Says:
   April 25th, 2007 at 11:43 am

   Jules-good stuff on why we aren’t hearing the names of real heroes from the war. Lynch has nothing to be ashamed of, but Patrick Miller was the real hero that day.

   How do we contribute to the billboard fund?

4. Jules Crittenden Says:
   April 25th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

   I’d tell you Cav, but I’m contractually barred from using the “c” word. There is that “paypal” icon, however. All proceeds to go to a big billboard that says “Beer Here” next to my fridge.

5. CavMedic Says:
   April 25th, 2007 at 1:31 pm

   Jules-done and done (though confidentially I’m not so sure it’s such a great idea to be telling us where you keep the beer).

6. RebeccaH Says:
   April 25th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

   CavMedic is correct, especially since you’ve witnessed what we do to Tim Blair every time he turns his back.

7. Haz-been Says:
   April 25th, 2007 at 8:50 pm

   Did someone mention beer? Is it chilled?

8. Jules Crittenden Says:
   April 25th, 2007 at 11:23 pm

   Generally prefer mead. Sumerian. There’s an ancient brand I like. You have to watch the bits of chaff and stuff though.

9. Haz-been Says:
   April 26th, 2007 at 11:41 am

   I heard you can still get some down at the Quickie Mart next to the Hanging Gardens.

10. Michael Lonie Says:
    April 29th, 2007 at 1:48 am

    Nah, Wronwright keeps swinging by and buying it all up. Then he shows it to Karl as evidence of his last trip to ancient Sumeria in the Tardis. What he really does with the time machine is…well it’s still being investigated by an underecover team. All I can say is that the controls are all sticky after one of his trips.

11. Jules Crittenden Says:
    April 29th, 2007 at 11:01 am

    Yeah … I have a sneaking suspicion his next weekend timetrip is going to be to a certain Sony Playstation God of War II kickoff party.

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