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March of the Morons

We live in a time of great moronitude. Morons, everywhere, rising from their morasses, massing and moving forward. In their multitudes, the morons march inexorably to the moronocy.  The road is not easy. Some will fall by the way. Others, struggling moronically, will rise to blithering new heights of  moronality.   

Keith Olbermann: 

Only in this America of the early 21st century could it be true that the man who was president during the worst attack on our nation and the man who was the mayor of the city in which that attack principally unfolded would not only be absolved of any and all blame for the unreadiness of their own governments, but, moreover, would thereafter be branded heroes of those attacks.

But read the whole thing. A towering moronifesto.

Leaping moronically into the breach, in defense of moronocy!

Look, over there … a gaggle of them:

“We are one signature away from ending this war.”

So close, and yet, so moronically far.  Toldjah bravely slogs along to document the moronic mudwrestling match.  In the land of the morons, the halfwit is king!

Hail the courageous, self-deprecating ($400 haircut) moron.

Moron: “As if you needed me to be moronic!”

Self-moronisizing.

A lot of morons will be seizing on this rearview mirror view of moronocy as a good excuse to be moronic.

You can lead morons to water …

Morons celebrate the bold challenge of moronocy.

Moron paints with moron brush.

Victor Davis Hanson surveys the Great Moron Sea.

Baghdad:  “We see some negative signs in the decision because it sends wrong signals to some sides that might think of alternatives to the political process, you morons.”

Moron on moron conflict, as a moron accuses the morons of letting a moron get away with being moronic. More on that.  Hey, don’t forget these terror-sap morons.

Among the morons, the truth will set you free.

Moron looks at the field of moronocy, wants in.  That race is like a moron magnet!

What is it about mass murder that inspires people to be such morons?

Gateway documents a society bent on moronocy.

Anyone have the trascript to this astonishing exercise in moronitude? Goldberg reports his side beat the Islamists 2-to-1 in debate at Oxford: “This House Regrets the Founding of the United States of America.”  I don’t recall the United States asking this House for permission. Moron commentary here.

In times of great moronitude, the morons move to the forefront.

But one moron has emerged who towers over them all, like a great moron prophet. A moron who refuses to be detered in his path toward moronocy. A moron-orator who draws on the ancient wisdom: “I know you are a moron, but what am I?” 

Then there’s this guy. You might call him a moron in denial.  But no one wants to succeed like this moron.

When all is lost, you’d have to be a moron to keep fighting. What, are you wearing moron goggles or something?

Hey, wait a minute. I thought moronocy was all the rage. What’s with this?  What kind of a moron took that poll?

Topics: moronocy

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:46 am on Friday, April 27, 2007

16 Responses to “March of the Morons”

1. Right Wing Nation Says:
   April 27th, 2007 at 11:20 am

   [...] channels Ace with March of the Morons. Date Posted: Friday, April 27th, 2007 by rightwingprof Categories: Wackjobs Trackback URI [...]

2. El Cid Says:
   April 27th, 2007 at 11:29 am

   Jules, I think you very gracious in your “moronocy” pieces. BUT as we know, there are some, including a couple of posters/commenter’s that post/comment here, in which “moron” is something ‘they’ only wish for. This of course doesn’t even begin to take into consideration, those mentioned in this as well as the other “moronocy” topics, you have scribed.

   For instance, one that got booted from protein wisdom, I mean come on…not casting aspersions at protein wisdom, Blair’s, LGF or any other SANE (meaning not of the Left kind) but I don’t believe anyone approaching A Dr. Hawking, or AN Einstein or even low end MENSA members, post or comment on there, or anywhere on a regular basis. Those people are to busy trying to ascertain what the distance from the Earth, to Solar Plexus is, OR is Pi, really related to mathematics or something to eat with ice cream, can I really catch a .357 steeljacket with my teeth, and shit like that.

   But, I digress. What in deed is the category of intelligence of someone that gets booted from protein wisdom? (there again NOT casting aspersions, Jeff).

   I do believe that the below categories should exist in your “moronocy” pieces, with combinations of, making subcategories…Example…borderline imbecile, or striving towards idiot…or to the gut…fucking moron.

   “idiot” - IQ lower than 25
   “imbecile” - IQ between 25-50
   “moron” - IQ between 50-75

3. Moronocracy, Warm Milk, Unsexy « The Black Drum Says:
   April 27th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

   [...] by Haz-been on April 27th, 2007 Crittenden does a fine roundup of The March of the Morons.  It gave me a [...]

4. RebeccaH Says:
   April 27th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

   So many morons, so little moronicide.

5. Pam Says:
   April 27th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

   Jules, thank you. I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but I can’t help it! I guess it is either laugh you a@@ off or cry.

   Blessings to you and thanks for your service!

6. Oyster Says:
   April 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

   You neglected to mention the moronosphere. That’s the one just below the bozone.

7. RebeccaH Says:
   April 27th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

   Oyster, that was brilliant! Thanks for the laugh.

8. NoisyRoom.net » Blog Archive » Noisy News Around the Web… Says:
   April 27th, 2007 at 6:01 pm

   [...] March of the Morons - Jules Crittenden *** Post of the day - hilarious!!! [...]

9. Jules Crittenden Says:
   April 27th, 2007 at 11:15 pm

   I’m gonna steal that, Oyster.

10. fozzy Says:
    April 28th, 2007 at 4:05 am

    ‘ Only in this America of the early 21st century could it be true that the man who was president during the worst attack on our nation…would thereafter be branded heroes of those attacks.’

    So what was the previous worst attack on America? Oh yes, Pearl Harbour. I guess President Roosevelt can no longer be called a great President according to KOLB.

11. fozzy Says:
    April 28th, 2007 at 4:13 am

    I just read the whole thing and….

    OK, I lied.

    I just skimmed the whole thing because it is unbearably bad writing. He sounds like he is calling his opponents out for a duel, “How … dare … you, sir?”, and “Drop this argument, sir. You will lose it.”

12. cognitorex Says:
    April 28th, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Vermont Farmers versus Pharma Mutation
    America is a nation of histrionics; adjective, adverb and noun.
    With all the crap Americans digest to pharma-mutate their brains (and bodies), some one should come out with a “Vermont Farmer” brand laconic pill.
    Chill out! Spartan up! These might be catchy ad phrases.
    Perhaps “Dirty Harry” for a spokesman. Who else comes to mind?

    I’m not sure this posting makes a great deal of sense but I think it’s a call for help when a tragedy occurs and cable news goes spewy-wacky.

    Craig Johnson

13. Sierra Faith Says:
    April 28th, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    Send ‘Em a White Feather

    Unfortunately, my two Senators both deserve the White Feathers of Defeat, and we cannot forget my neighbor Senator Loser Reid.

14. Michael Lonie Says:
    April 29th, 2007 at 12:49 am

    Sierra,
    My two senators voted for the defeat resolution too. I did not think of sending them white feathers. I doubt they would understand the symbolism. I did send them blistering email messages. A hundred and forty some years and the Copperheads are back, like vampires rising from the crypt.

15. The Wide Awake Cafe » The White Feather of Shame Postcard Campaign Says:
    April 29th, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    [...] Jules Crittenden documents the March of the Morons. A Golden Hammer award to the great Jules. [...]

16. Yankeemom Says:
    April 30th, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    [...] the words of a Great American Thinker: We live in a time of great moronitude. Morons, everywhere, rising from their morasses, massing and [...]

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