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Rays Away!

You can laugh if you want.* You wouldn’t be laughing so hard if you knew about the Stupid Ray.  It mainly works on stupid people.  Like this.**  Though sometimes, they started out smart.  So what you gotta ask yourself is, are you feeling stupid today, punk?  Well, are ya? 

Latest in cranial ray-deflection technology here.

*Thanks, reader Tom, and ** Capt. H

Topics: science

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:20 pm on Saturday, April 28, 2007

4 Responses to “Rays Away!”

1. CavMedic Says:
   April 28th, 2007 at 2:54 pm

   I’m pretty sure the stupid ray was pointed at some of the commenters at Wizbang.

2. RebeccaH Says:
   April 28th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

   So… taking Our Dark Lord’s name in vain does work.

3. The_Real_JeffS Says:
   April 28th, 2007 at 10:09 pm

   For certain, the Stupid Ray tracks Alphtard 24/7!

4. skh.pcola Says:
   April 28th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

   Otters. That’s what is important here. Otters. Focus, people.

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