Cave Smarts
Think you’re smarter than the average caveman? USA Weekend bets you’ll test well below 5th grade level on your CAT* and your NCAS.**
(h/t anthroblogger John Hawks, whose disturbingly large duck penis and lateral brain-tail connection posts are just a few of the strange and wonderful things you’ll find at his site.
*Cave Achievement Test
** Neanderthal Comprehensive Assessment System
Topics: anthronerdism
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:48 pm on Monday, April 30, 2007
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May 1st, 2007 at 9:53 am
4. A hunter returns to the cave with a broken arm. What would his 11-year-old son not do to help him treat it?
a) Splint it with bamboo
b) Let the break heal naturally
c) Clean the wound with water and put the arm in a sling
Answer
4. c) Splint it with bamboo
Was that a trick question or something?
May 1st, 2007 at 10:16 am
You need a garage to park the car.
Hah! Thanks for that, best laugh of the day.
May 1st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Hey, You Sick Gazer! No Pekin
…at the duck’s package, okay? Patricia Brennan, a behavioral ecologist, examining the phallus of a Pekin duck. - Christopher Capozziello for The New York Times Oh, and thank you, Jules….