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Joyner, Outside the Beltway, on a nanny-state proposal vs. the erotic arts.

Paris Hilton, headed for the slammer.  No slamming jokes please. No Hilton jokes. No … what the heck, have a party.  45 days bread and water seems a little extreme, until you remember that she had already skated on a DWI, which is a crime that kills. Talkleft suggests community service would have sufficed. Firedoglake takes pleasure in this rich, attractive strumpet’s woes, which of course are all about George Bush.  What the heck is a firedoglake anyway? I’m guessing “dog” is the key noun here.

Make-A-Wish Foundation wishes they didn’t do this. 

Topics: sex

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:27 am on Saturday, May 5, 2007

3 Responses to “Girls Gone Wild News”

1. KAD Says:
   May 5th, 2007 at 9:35 am

   Firedoglake represents a community of charming internet posters. Their niche was the Plame case and at one point collectively thought that 22 senior Bush administration offiicials would be indicted for the horrible crime of outing DNC officer-in light cover as CIA bureaucrat-our gal Val.

   When that didn’t materialize, they determined that Bush/Cheney/Rove/Libby were guilty of treason and should be tried and executed.

   Taking joy in someone’s misfortune is mild for this crowd.

   In fact, this blog in indicative of the Stalinist tendencies of the far left in this country.

2. RebeccaH Says:
   May 5th, 2007 at 9:56 am

   For the first time in her life Paris Hilton is going to meet a species of humanity in jail that she never knew existed. Whether they scare her or she scares them remains to be seen, but this is probably the best thing that could have happened to her. She might finally realize that she’s not the center of the universe after all.

3. The_Real_JeffS Says:
   May 5th, 2007 at 11:34 am

   What do you want to bet that someone gets a video camera into the slammer, so they can tape a new “reality” show? Paris Does Time is a fine title. It would interesting to see how Paris copes with the tedium of sitting behind bars, no booze, no drugs, no other diversions. Why, she might have to interact with people, instead of just letting her handlers tell what to do.

   Asked whether she had understood the terms of the drunk-driving plea that she agreed to Jan. 22, Hilton, 26, said: “I just sign what people tell me to sign…. I’m a very busy person.”

   At one point, her attorney, Howard L. Weitzman — calling his client someone with “unique issues and needs” who simply made a mistake — tried to shoulder some of the fault Hilton was placing on others.

   How can she be a “… successful entrepreneur in her own right …” if she can’t be bothered to look at what she’s signing? What a pathetic life.

   I’d offer a joke, Jules, but she’s already a joke, in spite of her weath. Just a spoiled, pampered, and decadent brat, enabled by her (no doubt highly paid) enablers, er, handlers.

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