Bad Airplane
Now, what was that I was saying about hanging lawyers? Let’s start with these ones.*
* Yeah yeah yeah, for the record, I love lawyers, too. Some of my best friends are lawyers, and I don’t believe all of them should be hanged. However, when we start hanging them, we should start with these ones. That’s if me and my ink-stained wretch pals don’t get hanged first.
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:31 am on Saturday, June 2, 2007
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June 2nd, 2007 at 1:22 am
Only after we hang a few in black robes and Andrew Speaker.
June 2nd, 2007 at 2:47 am
So why aren’t we suing them, along with Al Qaeda, in the name of 9-11? Makes the same sense.
And Critter, you and Blair (alone with a handful of others) make it hard for me to make any blanket statements about tar and feathers and rails and hanging trees. I’ve come to a point where I often disagree with you about the war, but you give thought to what you say and don’t simply vomit up words that have been emptied of meaning and ingested uncritically. Rare as hens teeth, that. I appreciate it and lift my snifter in your direction.
June 2nd, 2007 at 7:51 am
I suppose it’s just been a matter of time before American defense contractors generally started being sued by the War What War crowd for the crime of assisting America in its defense.
Hopefully Gonzalez’ goons will beat the crap out of the ACLU, this being Amerikkka and all.
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:44 am
Its getting very hard to parody the ACLU anymore.
June 2nd, 2007 at 10:18 am
I’d hang the ACLU before the journalists. Someone needs to report what happened to the ACLU.
June 2nd, 2007 at 11:02 am
Long ago, I worked for a lawyer who got a child molester off (the child, a five year old, was too afraid to testify). He did his job of defending the guy in court, then spent the rest of the day sitting in his office with a bottle of whiskey and the lights off.
The ACLU does its job, but I can’t see a single one of them giving a second thought to what they’re doing.
June 2nd, 2007 at 6:28 pm
American Constitution Let’s Undo.