Gaia Vs. The Greenies
Mother Nature attacks Pearl Jam concert site in Venice, forces cancellation of preachy rocker’s performance. Bush’s fault? I thought you could buy your way out of Gaia’s wrath.
Some people think global warming causes hurricanes. I think the evidence is quite clear that carbon offsets cause whirlwinds.
UPDATE: Driscoll on the immanentization of the eschaton.
Welcome Punditeers, Roadkill. Warm enough for you? Sit a spell, cool your heels. Here’s another breath of hot air. Sure heating up here, too. Ground so hot you could fry an egg on it. Fry any chance of peace, anyway. Hey Bashir, careful you don’t burn yourself this summer. But this could leave you cold.
Topics: warmalism
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:31 am on Saturday, June 16, 2007
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June 16th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Pearl Jammed
Jules Crittenden writes that Gaia’s more than happy to fight back against those who try to immanentize the eschaton. (I’m about to tempt Gaia’s wrath myself, as I’m flying–unfortunately not on one of Al or Laurie’s Gulfstreams–to Los Angeles thi…
June 16th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
[...] My nephew Matthew’s favorite band is Pearl Jam. He ought to love this link. [...]
June 16th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
“Immanentize the eschaton.” Nicely done.
I don’t think the Gaia worshipers realize all the ways in which their goddess shows them how stupid they’re being. She’s given example after example to Gore and he just ignores her. Surely she will take him out at some point.
June 16th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
salty, Gorezilla will probably end up frozen in some glacier, and thaw out far in the future, where he will terrorize new generations of innocent people.