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Islamo-Trolls, Front and Center!

Corndog, Alphie, your marching orders:

Global Islamic Media Front Instructs Islamists to Infiltrate Popular Non-Islamic Forums to Spread Pro-Islamic State Propaganda …

“What we expect from you brothers and sisters is for the [Islamist] forum to be like beehives during the raid… [whereby] one person takes part in distributing [material]… another generates links… one person writes an article… while another writes a poem… People must feel and notice that the forums have changed radically during this blessed raid…”

You heard it.  Now get rhyming!

Topics: Islam

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:43 am on Saturday, June 16, 2007

15 Responses to “Islamo-Trolls, Front and Center!”

1. corndog Says:
   June 16th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

   Right. If I disagree with you politically, I must, therefore, be Islamist. Good thing you’re standing up for true American, um, values.

2. RebeccaH Says:
   June 16th, 2007 at 12:37 pm

   Well, we’ve all seen that al-Fie can barely string two coherent sentences together, and ibn Corndog often says the opposite of what he meant to say, so allow me to help out:

   Corndog and Alphie once took a stand:
   “Islamic jihad, it’s good for the land!
   Burkas and bombings, sharia for all,
   dissent (or freedom) will be stood at the wall!

   “Fear not the transgressions of the Religion of Peace,
   For the mullahs and imams aren’t wolves in sheep’s fleece!
   Blame Howard and Bush and Blair and Sarkozy.
   Without them, the ME would be twinkly-toesy!

   “Right-wing death beasts, you war-mongering scum,
   you Hindus and Buddhists, and horrid Christendom,
   you pigs and monkeys, you’ll soon get the news—
   Wait! What? Oh no! We are ALL Jews!”

3. corndog Says:
   June 16th, 2007 at 12:53 pm

   So Rebecca has now come out as an Islamist. Huh. Weird.

4. RebeccaH Says:
   June 16th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

   Corndog and Alphie once took a stand:

   Obviously can’t read, either.

5. Jeffersonian Says:
   June 16th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

   Qor’n d’Og and al-Fie aren’t Islamists, they’re just stooges for Islamists. Useful idiots as it were.

6. corndog Says:
   June 16th, 2007 at 1:27 pm

   The war is not among ourselves. I am ashamed of all three of you.

7. Purple Avenger Says:
   June 16th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

   The war is not among ourselves.

   The ones that decide the long term survival of the country are…and always have been.

8. Jeffersonian Says:
   June 16th, 2007 at 1:41 pm

   The war is not among ourselves.

   On the contrary, Corn, for the Left it was, is and always will be about domestic politics and how to get their quivering hands back on the levers of power. If that means parroting AQ press releases, so be it. If it means spreading lunacy that “BUSH KNEW!!” then full speed ahead. If it means amplifying a former ambassador’s falsehood that “BUSH LIED!!” about a tyrant attempting to purchase uranmium, it’s a small price to pay.

   You’re little Lord Haw-Haws, Corn, and deserve all the respect and consideration he got.

9. alphie Says:
   June 16th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

   You think Soros gives us enough free time to compose poetry?

   It’s a freakin’s sweatshop!

   Maybe I can squeeze out a limerick on my 5 minute lunch break:

   There once was a man from Jesusland
   Who started a war than nobody planned
   The Chickenhawks brayed
   The faux Christians prayed
   But in the end they were all damned

   Not bad.

   Back to the fight!

10. The_Real_JeffS Says:
    June 16th, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    A troll who thought himself a bard
    Known to all as The Alphtard™
    Sat at a computer and mindlessly sent
    Non-sequiturs of jihadist bent.

    Far and wide did he travel
    Intelligent threads attempting to unravel
    For people with values and high standards both
    Did The Mighty Alphtard™ loath.

    Good people on the INTERNET sat
    And watched while The Alphtard™ shat
    On all things good and noble
    Merely because he supported jihad global.

    One day while on the Web cruising
    The Alphtard™, as usual, abusing
    Did he click on the wrong link
    And found himself forced to think.

    The Alphtard™ mightily resisted
    For he saw thinking as twisted
    Alas, his brain was so eroded
    That The Alphtard™’s head finally exploded.

11. Jeffersonian Says:
    June 16th, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    I will say it fills me with pride to see the starboard side of the blogosphere remain open to all but the most useless trolls in their comments. A couple of hours of posting respectful, but heterodox, opinions on the other side virtually guarantees banishment to protect and preserve the delicate make-believe world the has erected for itself.

12. Jeffersonian Says:
    June 16th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Hmmm…that would be “the via sinistre has erected” in the penultimate line. Somehow the HTML tags deleted that passage.

13. RebeccaH Says:
    June 16th, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    The war is not among ourselves.

    This is an embarrassingly disingenuous statement coming from someone who insists on taking the contrary position to everything Jules posts, no matter what it is. Oh, but I forgot, Corndog. As you said in an earlier thread, you’re just here for the argument, right?

14. OldManTyme Says:
    June 16th, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    “The war is not among ourselves. I am ashamed of all three of you.”

    As has already been pointed out, you’re on the other side in this war.

    To be fair, there is a difference between the two trolls Jules mentions.

    Alphie is a jihadist tool whose end game is global dar al Islam. For alphie, and resistance to sharia must by definition be futile and of no more than a transitory inconvenience to the subjugation of dar al harb. The morons of BDS are just fellow travelers and tools alphie uses in turn.

    corndog is a BDSer. His end is some sort of catharsis to relieve the angst of the Clinton exposures. It’s all about BDS and somehow, someway, casting Bush in the Clinton mold of liar and incompetent. If the BDS can’t do this using Bush directly, they’ll happily use anyone in his administration as a proxie to start and go from there. Losing the GWOT is not corndog’s intent, just collateral damage he’s willing to accept as long as he can embrace that catharsis.

    Of the two, Alphie is the more despicable, but corndog the sadder.

15. El Cid Says:
    June 16th, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    BWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

    I mean, awwwwwww damn.

    BWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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