Good Grab!
UPDATE from TOL: Israel plans attack on Gaza to crush Hamas. Great idea!
HEADSUP from Gateway: Three come flying out of Lebanon at Kiryat Shemona, five go flying back. Summer’s off to a hot start. I wouldn’t presume to tell the Israelis their business, but I’m not sure they have the ratio of outgoing to incoming right.
Now back to the business at hand. Looting’s something I happen to know a thing or two about, and I have to commend these Hamas gentlemen on their keen sense of irony in scoring Yasser’s Nobel Peace Prize medal. It’s not like that tin gong is actually worth a damn. But I bet the guys have been having a good time with it tonight. Let’s check in at Abu Grab:
Achmed:
Now Farouk, one more time. You pretend you are the filthy Jew. I am Yasser. I will shake your hand. See how important I am as everybody pays attention to me and my picture is on the Time magazine cover!
Farouk:
But Achmed, you said I would get to be Yasser and wear the medal this time. I am tired of being the filthy Jew. Give me that!
Achmed:
Come on, you know my Yasser impersonation is better than yours! And your Jew is very good!
Farouk:
OK, OK, Achmed, this last time. But I will not do my exploding martyr impersonation at the end. I am tired of doing that.
Achmed:
How about rocket targeting Sderot? Pleeeeeeeeease!?!
Ali, entering:
What are you two moldy goat pellets doing? What do you have there? The Nobel Peace Prize of Yasser Arafat? Give me that … Ha ha, look at me. I am Yasser Arafat. I am dining with the crowned infidel heads of Europe. I am sooooo important. So important I do not feel compelled to keep up with my personal grooming! Do you like my peace with Israel? Is it not a pretty peace? Now, Farouk, your exploding martyr impersonation!
Farouk:
No no, this is funny. Quick, who am I? “Ah em vury pleased to see y’all are playing so together well now. Rosalyn and I feel peace in the Middle East is so impohtant.”
Ali Akbar:
Did you say impotent? You did! Ha ha ha, that is funny … can you do his fat drunken brother? “My name is Billy Carter and I endorse this beer.” Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Achmed:
Both of you are donkeys with no sense of history. It was not that stupid American president, the one who lusted in his heart. It was the other, who lusted in his pants!
Farouk, mincing:
Of course … look at me, I am the Jewish American harlot Monica Lewinsky. Do I not look fashionable in my beret?
Ali Akbar:
Oh oh, I can do the Clinton! “Ah shore think piece is impohtant. No, im-poht-tant. Ah think what y’all could use in the Mideast is a little more piece, if y’all don’t mahnd mah sayin. Say, Yasser, what goes on under them burkhas anyway?” Ha ha ha ha! What do you think? Was that not good?
UPDATE: It’s all fun and games until someone gets dragged out into the street and summarily executed. Israel Matzav is diligently tracking the vid as it gets posted and taken down. Funny, I don’t recall YouTube being that hinky about U.S. KIA death porn.
Israel Matzav: How much would you pay for Yasser’s Nobel Peace Prize on EBay?
Belmont Club: Sometimes humiliation isn’t so much what others do to you, it’s what you do to yourself.
Roger L. Simon: Saturday Night Live in the Palestinian Territories.
Instapundit: This is what Arafat — and the Oslo Accords — wrought.
Tigerhawk: The looting of the most corrupt Nobel Prize in history by the very people it was supposed to help would be tragic if it did not come at the expense of one of the truly evil men in a very bloody century. Instead, it is, well, the funniest thing Hamas has ever done.
Surber: A bunch of holier-than-thou wizards in Scandanavia gave the terrorist Arafat — and Shimon Peres and Yitzhak Rabin of Israel — the Nobel Prize for a faux peace in the Middle East. It was the second only to the 1973 award to Henry Kissinger and Le Duc Tho as the biggest Nobel fraud.
Gateway has the art.
Newsbusters wants to know why the media isn’t interested. They were interested enough when he got the damn gong.
Meanwhile, Neptunus Lex: In the face of Hamas’ coup in Gaza, hundreds of Palestinians attempt to flee to the one place they know they would be safe: Israel.
Tim Blair has your Palo roundup.
Meanwhile, everyone’s favorite Pommie bastid can be relied on to produce the Israeli Army totty.
Salaamu aleikum, Catmeat Blairites, etal. If you’re just stopping in, go find the fridge, there’s a six-pack in there, crack one for Father’s Day. Take a moment for some guys who didn’t get to be dads. OK, good. There’s an Islamo-poetry slam going on. Think you can hang? Meanwhile, back on topic, here’s how things are stacking up for another big event in the Mideast summer games. BBias, you say?
Topics: Al Stooges of Three, Israel, Palestinians
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:04 am Comments (14) on Sunday, June 17, 2007
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June 17th, 2007 at 12:14 am
I cannot think of a more fitting end to Arafat’s “Peace” Prize. As Jeff said over at Blair’s place, it just drips with irony.
If nothing else, I’m glad the act brought out the kids. They haven’t been out of that cave for too long.
June 17th, 2007 at 12:58 am
[...] wrote this, then went to see what Jules Crittenden had to say: “I have to commend these Hamas gentlemen on their keen sense of irony in scoring [...]
June 17th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Oh, yeah, salty. Irony, so thick that you can cook it for dinner.
June 17th, 2007 at 9:41 am
Probably electroplated zinc die cast anyway — worth about $.05/lb at the scrap yard.
June 17th, 2007 at 10:00 am
True, PA. But paid for with the blood of innocents.
June 17th, 2007 at 10:00 am
Oh, and the Three Jihadis were good for a giggle today.
June 17th, 2007 at 10:38 am
[...] Publicly Giving the Respect Arafat Gave Privately June 17, 2007 Posted by taoist in Palestine. trackback Hamas looted Arafat’s noble peace prize. At least they’re honest about their intentions towards peace with Israel, Arafat only felt and acted the way they did, and said anything else that would give him public support. Jules Crittendon is imagining some of the fun they’re having with it. [...]
June 17th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I will wait for it to end up on e-bay.
June 17th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
[...] interesting articles about the situation in Palestine / Gaza and the West Bank: – Jules Crittenden makes fun of poor Yasser Arafat whose nobel peace prize was stolen by [...]
June 17th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
RE the update….Israel needs to stomp Hamas into the ground. The impending battle sounds like it will be ugly, but necessary. It’ll piss off Syria and Iran though…..which bothers me not at all, even if they retaliate through their proxies, or even directly. It’s time to bring this into the open.
June 17th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I will wait for it to end up on e-bay.
The PRC is probably knocking out cheap counterfeits by the millions as we speak.
June 17th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
[...] for the stage by Jules Crittenden [...]
June 17th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Achmed, Farouk and Ali. You are the only sons of sluts, that I like…:) Piece (spelled correctly)be on you.
June 17th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Three in, five out…I’ve heard about this tactic:
You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way! And that’s how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I’m offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?
Except that Al Capone was Mother Theresa next to the human filth Israel needs to stamp out.