Comments on: Guantanamo Poetry Contest

By: yitzgood

yitzgood — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:34:16 +0000

This poet warehouse, this abode of bards,
Of literary plowshares, lately swords,
Semtex quatrains, martyrdom denied,
This fortress built by Cheney for himself
That he might better wield the hand of war,
This happy hoosegow place, this little world,
This holstered sidearm worn with green fatigues
A prop for UN oratory bursts
To bang the lectern with and wave around
And thus dispel the vile Imperialist plots–
This blessed cage, this hole, this clink, this Gitmo

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Whenas in niqab Fullah goes
Then, then (methinks) how sweetly flows
The Fard effacement
of her nose

When next I spy
th’accoutrement
All of a sudden bravely rent
I sigh, “Alas, work accident.”

Also posted at judeopundit.blogspot.com

By: Sadly, No! » Well, What'd You Ask Me For, Then? Sheesh.

Sadly, No! » Well, What'd You Ask Me For, Then? Sheesh. — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:56:24 +0000

[...] would be helping out Jules Crittenden (who we love for his extensive G.I. Joe collection) with his Gitmo poetry contest, the poor dear was truly at sea. “What rhymes with ‘despicable’?” she [...]

By: wolfpangloss

wolfpangloss — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:21:58 +0000

Errrrrmmmmm, Thoughts of a Young Mujahid. DOH!

Is this comment thread cursed with typos?

By: wolfpangloss

wolfpangloss — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:18:10 +0000

From my doggerel “Thoughts of a Young Muhajid”

And that brings my thoughts back to Tahrir and his butt,
It reminds me of a sheep that I kept in my hut,
Back in old Pakistan, where the Talibs were gay,
And the camels, and sheep, and boys ran away,
And if he doesn’t like it, and I can’t get him drunk,
Then I’ll call him takfir, and force open his trunk.
And when the dawn comes, I’ll check the bomb in the truck,
And leave on my mission, praise Allah for my luck,
For I’ve lived a bad life, sinned thousands of times,
With opium, women, boys, whisky, and crimes.

Now three score and twelve sloe eyed virgins await,
My express ride to heaven on ammonium nitrate.
Oh Hizbut, oh his butt, oh Hizbut Tahrir,
I crashed into a schoolyard, no Americans here.
Now I see, they are Shi’ites, it was not a mistake,
See them play, Press the trigger, and the Earth WILL SHAKE!

By: jferg49

jferg49 — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:28:41 +0000

If muslim terrorist scum
scream
in hallowed halls of Cuba
do we care?
Not really!
If muslim terrorist scum
bleed
in small cells in Guantanamo
do we care?
Naw
If muslim terrorist scum
dine
on U.S Tax payer funded kosher meals
do we care?
Hell Yes!

By: jferg49

jferg49 — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:24:32 +0000

On his head
Terrorist has panties
Boo Hoo

By: jferg49

jferg49 — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:22:00 +0000

Morning sun on Muslim face
my scope zero’d in
BANG, you’re-dead

Terrorists
Taken by the USA
in Gitmo

Say Goodbye
One between the eyes
Stupid terrorist

Laughing
Too much fun
Gitmo Forever

Subverting principles
gathering terrorist scum
I’m ok with it

By: El Cid

El Cid — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:02:53 +0000

Rebecca, jimbo, Paco, TRJS.

All wonderful, jimbo, I thought a limerick a drink. TRJS, haiku WOW. And here I was thinking ritual suicide.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:49:28 +0000

We understand, Paco. As the head of a world wide conglomerate, it’s tough speaking or typing to us little folks….:).

Speaking/typing OF…How is that Marine of yours?

By: Paco

Paco — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:36:54 +0000

Er, make that Star SPANGLED Banner.