Paris Unchained
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Quick show of hands. Who wants Paris Hilton to find Jesus, become a better person? Paris emerges from the slammer sounding like Gandhi, or maybe the Rev. Martin Luther Mandela. Well, not exactly, but she’s trying.
All I have to say is, if America didn’t have Paris Hilton, America would have to invent her. But this is what happened last time couple of times America tried that.
Paris Hilton, in the greatest American tradition, invented herself. Let’s hear it for a woman who found her inner airhead all by herself, made it a going concern, turned herself into an American culture icon and now, shows every sign that she will continue to grow as an iconic American airhead of colossal proportions.
Maybe even transcending garden-variety celeb airheaditude. She appears to have her sights aimed on nothing less than tabloid sainthood. Not an easy path.
Topics: celeb
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:04 am on Thursday, June 28, 2007
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June 28th, 2007 at 11:54 am
The “greatest American tradition” is right.
She’s a marketing genius. Of herself.
June 28th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
The best way for Paris to find herself is on a one way trip to the sun.
June 28th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Levenson said she is unsure whether Hilton has the necessary tools to be a “great contributor to American society, because she’s been playing somewhat of a vacuous role.”
This woman should get a prize for the Understatement of the Year. I’ve come to the conclusion that Paris’ fame is as great as it is because of a smart, well-paid publicist, and that the girl herself is just not very bright. Chances are, she’ll be in trouble again within six months.