Terrorists Win

In the wake of three bungled attacks by Islamic extremists last week, Britain has capitulated. Prime Dhimmi Gordon Brown’s new edict: Don’t say terrorists are Muslims. Daily Mail:   

Gordon Brown has banned ministers from using the word “Muslim” in ­connection with the ­terrorism crisis.

The Prime Minister has also instructed his team – including new Home Secretary Jacqui Smith – that the phrase “war on ­terror” is to be dropped.

The shake-up is part of a fresh attempt to improve community relations and avoid offending Muslims, adopting a more “consensual” tone than existed under Tony Blair.

At last report the United States is still fighting in the War on Terror, despite the fall of Britain. The situation is tenuous, however, as President Bush also is loath to accurately describe his enemy.

Thanks, Gateway, for the alert.  I expect we’ll see the flood of British refugees soon.  A transAtlantic Dunkirk.  You have a canoe or something, Theo? Smuggle out all the totty you can.  They won’t stand a chance over there in Britainiyah.

Topics: Britain, GWOT

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 2:44 pm on Tuesday, July 3, 2007

13 Responses to “Terrorists Win”

  1. alphie Says:

    Poor little racists.

    You didn’t think it would go on forever, did you?

  2. theospark Says:

    It is seriously time to think of emigrating. Being an Englishman is starting to be an embarassment!

  3. Purple Avenger Says:

    You didn’t think it would go on forever, did you?

    I’m sure the bombs will stop tomorrow.

  4. Purple Avenger Says:

    Seriously - get out now Theo, while you can still wring some value out of any property you own. The ship is going down

  5. alphie Says:

    Just don’t try sneakin’ into America, Theo.

  6. “Muslim Terrorist” Verboten in U.K. » The American Mind Says:

    [...] Tony Blair’s departure the U.S. has lost a strong partner in the Islamist War. All because a part of the Labour Party doesn’t understand the threat [...]

  7. Dave Surls Says:

    “The Prime Minister has also instructed his team – including new Home Secretary Jacqui Smith – that the phrase “war on ­terror” is to be dropped.”

    UPDATE…NEW INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE P.M.

    Members of Her Majesty’s armed forces will now refer to anti-terrorist military operations as “The cricket match on troubled youth” in order to avoid offending the people we’re trying to kill on a daily basis in Iraq and Afghanistan.

    And, remember, we will never surrender!…unless some Muslims get offended.

    Love,

    Gordy

  8. Sister Toldjah » It’s official: Gordon Brown is no Tony Blair Says:

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  9. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    Just don’t try sneakin’ into America, Theo.

    If you need a sponsor, Theo, let me know. We can send THE ALPHTARD™ back to England in exchange for you, although that’s like trading a modern aircraft carrier for a pair of inflatable water wings.

    Still, I expect that jihad boy will be ecstatic over leaving the Police States of America, and emigrating into a free and open democracy. Just gotta watch out for those abandoned cars, is all………

  10. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    BTW, before I forget:

    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!
    TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!! TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIM!!!!

  11. RebeccaH Says:

    You might as well sneak into America, Theo. Our borders are open and unlikely to be enforced any time soon. Certainly it will save you a lot of time, as legal applicants must stand in line until the backlog is resolved.

    There was some speculation at Blair dot net whether Brown would prove to be Spanish. Apparently he is.

  12. The Oxford Medievalist Says:

    War on Terror Apparently a “Bumper Sticker” in Britain, Too

    Gordon Brown today answered the skeptics who wondered whether he would be as staunch an opponent of radical Islamic terrorism - with the appropriate grasp of the existential threat it poses to both the British and Western way of life - as his predecess…

  13. saltydog Says:

    Do you recognize the plan? It was Kerry’s plan for us. And I don’t think we’re out of danger yet.

    I hate seeing the greatness that was Britain go down in a whimper.

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