Sometimes Life Can Look So Bleak
… then something happens.
Cindy Sheehan announces her comeback. She’ll challenge Pelosi if Pelosi doesn’t impeach Bush. My sense of child-like wonder is restored.
But then you have to ask yourself, which is better? Impeachment, or Sheehan vs. Pelosi. Sheehan vs. Pelosi, or impeachment? The toughest of candy store choices. Maybe more of a less-filling, tastes-great kind of moment. It’s like, which Coors twin is hotter? Maybe more of Coke or Pepsi, McDonalds-Burger King thing. It comes down to personal preference, or how you feel on any given day. Do you want your anti-war Dems with secret sauce or flame-broiled in a sesame seed bun?
Sister Toldjah dashes my hopes. Obviously Pelosi isn’t going to move to impeach Bush. Doing an end-run around the foreign policy of the United States to treat with lying, murderous dictators is one thing, but even Pelosi knows there’s no upside to a Bush impeachment. And Toldjah reminds us Cindy has tantalized us with false campaign promises before.
But this time could be different. Cindy has been in the wilderness. It’s cold and lonely and meaningless out there. She announced she was leaving, and nobody cared. She needs to come back. For Casey. Or whatever that was all about.
About the latter, I’d like to add in response to a couple of readers, no disrespect to the service and sacrifice of Casey Sheehan intended. It is not his fault his mother has self-beatified and turned her grief into an international political circus of distortions that continues to be taken seriously.
Blue Crab notes brevity of AP report, wonders if Sheehan’s worn out her welcome with the Bush-bashing press.
Gateway reminds us she actually announced her comeback last week, proclaiming her dream of American concentration camps full of political prisoners, and with a footnote addressing that “Attention Whore” canard.
It’s all so absurd that Tigerhawk wants to know who’s behind the curtain pulling the levers and what does that evil being want? Interesting thought, but I’m a firm believer in the perversity of random idiocy.
Surber wants to know where to send his donation. And if you’d like to donate, the address is:
Campaign to Hog-Tie Nancy Pelosi
The Ditch at Bush Ranch
Rainey Road
Crawford TX 76638
Hang on, this site here says you can’t mail anything there for security reasons. It says you’ll have to send it here:
Campaign to Hog-Tie Nancy Pelosi
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC 20500
Welcome, Punditeers, etal! Always good to see you. I’ve categorized this post under “shameless self-promotion,” so indulge me while I engage in some: All the latest on the War with Iran and Cavemen. No, not that kind.
Topics: pols, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:13 pm Comments (19) on Sunday, July 8, 2007
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July 8th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Once an attention whore, always an attention whore.
July 8th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Clearly does not know that she has used up her 15 minutes.
July 8th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
I knew she couldn’t stay away, I knew it!
I wonder if she’ll run her election campaign the same way she ran her hunger strike. Her problem this time is, the sane people on the left (if there are any still there) have learned their lesson and will avoid her. Her posse will be made up of even loonier looney-tunes than last time.
Oh, please, please, please, St. Mother, please run against Pelosi!
July 8th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
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July 9th, 2007 at 12:48 am
“She’ll challenge Pelosi…”
If those two are going to engage in a bout of nude mud-wrestling…I’m moving to Canada.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Cindy! You’re thinking too small! Al Gore needs a running mate for HIS comeback…!
July 9th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Nancy Hogtied interesting concept!!!
July 9th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Nancy Pelosi hog tied…WOW, kinky ain’t she. Anyone do a DNA test on those kids of hers?
As for Shi-tan, Cin-dy go play with Hugo. Remember, when you scream OH GOD SO HUGH _OHHHH when you played with his caracas.
July 9th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Fire up the Photoshop, Theo!
July 9th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Okay, ha ha ha, very funny. The nutter is running for the crazy house. But could you please leave her son out of it? He did his job when asked and died for a cause he believed in.
July 9th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
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July 9th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Nancy has been well and truly hogtied!!!!
http://theospark.blogspot.com/2007/07/campaign-to-hogtie-nancy.html
Warning: This may put you off your lunch!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Kinda twisted, but if it keeps Nancy from voting, how bad can it be?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:18 am
She has become addicted to celebrity. She will always find some cause to keep her in the media spotlight. It’s now no longer about her son. I posted on that aspect.
July 10th, 2007 at 8:38 am
It was never about her son.
July 10th, 2007 at 10:12 am
My impression was always that Cindy S was used and (financially) supported and enabled by the far left Code Pink/Soros contingent.
That she would experience a let down and demise when her usefulness passed was predictable.
La Sheehan, La Pelosi…I like it.
Add in L’Hillary ! and we have…Les Misérables
July 10th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Ms. Leftoid skank threatens to lock us pro-war types up in detention centers.
“I have a dream of the detention centers that George has built and
filled being instead filled with Orange Clad neo-cons
and neo-connettes.”–Ste Cindy
http://www.thecampcaseypeaceinstitute.org/
I’m shakin’, traitorette.
July 10th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
“Thomas Jefferson said that we need a Revolution every 20 years, or so, to keep
our Republic honest. Over 225 years have passed since our last Revolution (if you don’t count the War Between the States) and we are long overdue for one.”
Leftys are going to rise up in armed revolt against the government?
Seems unlikely.
Who would issue their welfare checks?
July 12th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
I see that Ste. Cindy has been banned from the Daily Kos.
I love it when leftys devour each other.