Mrs. Bin Laden
Touching tale of autumn-spring love, at the foot of the pyramids at Giza, no less:
MOULTON, England - A British granny says she met the latest love of her life on horseback in the shadow of the pyramids at Giza.
And the 51-year-old mother of three and grandmother of fivesays her sixth husband is none other than Omar bin Laden, 27. Son of you know who.
That’s so romantic! I always cry at weddings.
Jane Felix-Browne, aka Zaina Mohamad, says she married the son, not the father. “I fell in love with Omar. He’s an innocent man who I never judged by his father’s reputation,” she said.
The newlyweds were last together in May when she spent three weeks at his home in Saudi Arabia, she said.
She is now in hiding from the media in England, after the news broke in the British press. They had Islamic marriage ceremonies in Egypt and Saudi Arabia, making her his second wife; Islam lets men have four.
The Sun printed what it said was their wedding certificate and pictures showing the couple in Egypt.
The document, filled out by hand in Arabic and English, carried the names “Omar Osama Mohammed bin Laden,” identified as a Saudi, and “Zaina Mohamad Al-Sabah,” identified as British.
She wants to get a British visa for her new husband, but acknowledged it won’t be easy. She said she’d like to meet her father-in-law some day and find out if he really is a murderous terrorist.
It must be true love. Just goes to show. There’s someone(s) for everyone.
Topics: al qaeda
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:49 am on Thursday, July 12, 2007
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July 12th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
“They had Islamic marriage ceremonies in Egypt and Saudi Arabia, making her his second wife; Islam lets men have four.”
Four wives? No wonder they’re champing at the bit to get into paradise.
July 12th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Well, at least it wasn’t Elizabeth Taylor.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Stupid cow.