Latest Crusader Outrage
Poms release a plague of giant man-eating badgers on Basra. They’re attacking women. Swift as a deer, size of a dog, head of a monkey. It’s pretty bad.
UPDATE: Moqtada al-Sadr in comments takes credit for giant killer wasps. That’s funny, I thought all the killer WASPs were hated Crusaders.
Topics: Britain, Iraq, military
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:21 pm on Saturday, July 14, 2007
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July 14th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
The Brits have denied they’re “man-eaters”. So we don’t know what they really are.
Cheers
July 15th, 2007 at 3:28 am
Someone needs to get PETA involved. Badgers, squirrels, and who knows what other poor animals, are being exploited in Bush’s war. Next thing you know, we will be using actual flies on the wall.
July 15th, 2007 at 8:02 am
Filthy Infidels!
Your arrogant cowboy president enslaves even helpless beasts in his illegal, immoral war against Allah’s Righteous Ones! But He will not leave his Faithful undefended!
Beware the Giant Killer Wasps!
A la la la la la la la la!!!!!
July 15th, 2007 at 9:48 am
Are we really sure they were badgers? Sounds more like jackalopes to me. Man, those things are mean!
July 15th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Wait! I’ve seen this movie before. It’s not a giant badger, it’s a rabbit.
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!