Comments on: Of Mice, Bees and Men http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/ Forward Movement Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:03:19 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: saltydog http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/comment-page-1/#comment-21350 saltydog Mon, 16 Jul 2007 22:32:46 +0000 http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/#comment-21350 Wow, if innovations are forbidden to believers, they are going to be in a world of hurt when they reach whatever version of the pearly gates they have. Just think of all the innovations they use from the Great Satan and his friends! In fact, everything they use are innovations of the Great Satan and his friends. Does this mean that the Mahdi (zat right? that messiah guy, 12th whozits or whatever?) might not come after all if Iran uses da bomb? Just an aside, but who the hell came up with that really sucky killer-bee costume? Don't these people watch the old SNL or Simpson's episodes? That thing has no personality whatsoever. If I were one of their kids, I'd rather play with my toes than watch Nahoul, the unprepossessing killer bee. Wow, if innovations are forbidden to believers, they are going to be in a world of hurt when they reach whatever version of the pearly gates they have. Just think of all the innovations they use from the Great Satan and his friends! In fact, everything they use are innovations of the Great Satan and his friends.

Does this mean that the Mahdi (zat right? that messiah guy, 12th whozits or whatever?) might not come after all if Iran uses da bomb?

Just an aside, but who the hell came up with that really sucky killer-bee costume? Don’t these people watch the old SNL or Simpson’s episodes? That thing has no personality whatsoever. If I were one of their kids, I’d rather play with my toes than watch Nahoul, the unprepossessing killer bee.

]]> By: RebeccaH http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/comment-page-1/#comment-21321 RebeccaH Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:44:53 +0000 http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/#comment-21321 People who smuggle illegal Mexicans into the US are called "coyotes". People who smuggle illegal Asians into the US are called "snakeheads". I wonder what people are called who smuggle illegal Muslims into the US. I wonder how many Muslims raise money to get to the US by promising to carry out jihadi terror, and then kind of "forget" all about the jihadi stuff once they get here. I wonder if Farouk realizes Paris Hilton's bodyguards would turn him into sidewalk paste if he tried to approach her. What? Sorry, my mind was wandering. Killer bee, you say? People who smuggle illegal Mexicans into the US are called “coyotes”. People who smuggle illegal Asians into the US are called “snakeheads”. I wonder what people are called who smuggle illegal Muslims into the US. I wonder how many Muslims raise money to get to the US by promising to carry out jihadi terror, and then kind of “forget” all about the jihadi stuff once they get here. I wonder if Farouk realizes Paris Hilton’s bodyguards would turn him into sidewalk paste if he tried to approach her.

What? Sorry, my mind was wandering. Killer bee, you say?

]]> By: Jeffersonian http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/comment-page-1/#comment-21320 Jeffersonian Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:44:39 +0000 http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/#comment-21320 It's a sad, sad comment on today's world when the jihad is more afraid of Disney's trademark lawyers than it is of Israeli missiles. It’s a sad, sad comment on today’s world when the jihad is more afraid of Disney’s trademark lawyers than it is of Israeli missiles.

]]> By: J.M. Heinrichs http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/comment-page-1/#comment-21314 J.M. Heinrichs Mon, 16 Jul 2007 15:43:33 +0000 http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/#comment-21314 I doubt the existence of the Blackberry, which someone inserted into the story for no apparent reason. The Blackberry isn't mentioned in the Koran and therefore should qualify as an "innovation'; innovations are forbidden the Faithful lest they interfer or hamper one submission to Allah. Thus, I doubt that Farouk, whose devotion to Allah and His Cause is sans parallèle, would have such a device in his possession. But an iPhone with Theo on 'one-click'? Possible ... Cheers I doubt the existence of the Blackberry, which someone inserted into the story for no apparent reason. The Blackberry isn’t mentioned in the Koran and therefore should qualify as an “innovation’; innovations are forbidden the Faithful lest they interfer or hamper one submission to Allah. Thus, I doubt that Farouk, whose devotion to Allah and His Cause is sans parallèle, would have such a device in his possession.

But an iPhone with Theo on ‘one-click’? Possible …

Cheers

]]> By: El Cid http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/comment-page-1/#comment-21305 El Cid Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:53:37 +0000 http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/#comment-21305 <b>Farouk, thumbing his Blackberry:</b> Which thumb did you use, Farouk?...:). Islam teaches to use the left hand to clean and wash after defecation and in the name of Allah, eat with your right hand. Farouk, thumbing his Blackberry:

Which thumb did you use, Farouk?…:).

Islam teaches to use the left hand to clean and wash after defecation and in the name of Allah, eat with your right hand.

]]> By: The_Real_JeffS http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/comment-page-1/#comment-21303 The_Real_JeffS Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:47:28 +0000 http://www.julescrittenden.com/2007/07/16/of-mice-bees-and-men/#comment-21303 HAH! Maybe Nahoul can run a marathon, and get the Palis to pledge enough yo buy Farouk a camera. HAH! Maybe Nahoul can run a marathon, and get the Palis to pledge enough yo buy Farouk a camera.

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