Boobs for Peace
Old bats bare boobs vs. Hillary. Powerline categorizes NSFAnything.
Never seen boobs wielded passive aggressively. Well, maybe I have. Maybe a lot, now that I think about it. Never quite like this, though. Typically in the west it is the comely young ones that are unsheathed for pleasure and profit. Here elderly boobs as instruments of social conscience, political empowerment. Fat boobs, wrinkly boobs, saggy boobs, unabashedly thrust forward as fleshy swords of righteous anger! A full-frontal confrontation. There is a Kurtzian element to this. Apocalypse Boob:
“I saw a roomful of ancient, wrinkly, sagging boobs … And I thought, the genius of it. To have the will to do that.”
Does this mean the Hillary campaign is going to be dogged … sorry, bad choice of words … bothered by old bats and their bare boobs? That could turn into a tremendous distraction. It’s also the kind of thing that could really take off, so to speak. That was San Francisco. If we see it in Iowa and New Hampshire and South Carolina, we’ll know Hill’s done. Think of it. Nothing she did, nothing Bill did. Nothing even any of her opponents did. Just the silent witness of wrathful boobs. Could prompt a Hillary scream.
I still don’t know what it is about boobs. Well, maybe I do. Fascinating to discover women seem to be every bit as hung up on them as guys, in their own way.
Boob-related comments, anecdotes welcome. Let’s try to be adult and not get all Beavis and Butthead about this. It’s a very serious subject. Meanwhile, here’s some cleansing totty. Make that a double. Agggh, no! Not that! That’s better, thanks.
Welcome RCP, Pajamas, etal. Come on in! Always good to see you. It’s open mike night in Iraq, where we’ve got a progress report on that surge, and we’re noodling out the future. A little too heavy for your summer reading? Here’s a comic book. “Bury My Heart at Wounded Heel.”
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:07 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2007
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July 25th, 2007 at 12:14 am
In my experience, Jules, boobs are either passively attractive or passively grotesque. Not much in between. But “passively aggressive? I dunno, unless you subscribe to the anthropological theory that female breasts were a survival trait back when Ugga The Cave Man was the high point of humanity.
July 25th, 2007 at 12:19 am
I subscribe to the theory that female breasts are a survival trait now.
July 25th, 2007 at 12:46 am
Can’t we all just get along? I want my boobs AND bombs.
July 25th, 2007 at 3:12 am
Oh dear. It’s too bad that this same group pushed to close most of the mental institutions in this country. They are in dire need of a quiet room of their own. With a mesh of titanium on the windows and a solid hardwood door. That locks from the outside.
As a woman of a certain age, I protest this kind of thing with all my heart.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:20 am
Just wait till you see what the San Francisco men are planning for when McCain comes to town.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:41 am
The unbridled gravity of their message certainly came across, kinda hits one in the gut really.
Thankfully the ‘Prostates not Protests” counter demonstration was a no-show.
July 25th, 2007 at 9:53 am
I subscribe to the theory that female breasts are a survival trait now.
Which suggests that Mankind has not progressed much in the past 10,000 years. And, on the matter of female breasts, that’s a good thing!
July 25th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Reading Q’orn’s post makes me realize that the boobs are on display here on a daily basis.
July 25th, 2007 at 10:44 am
I think the Hillary campaign has to FIGHT BACK. I think we need a video proving, ONCE AND FOR ALL, that Hillary has a better rack.
July 25th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Jeez, gvanderleun, have a heart! Why not just get Nancy Pelosi to do the can-can while you’re at it, huh?
July 25th, 2007 at 11:37 am
While these people purport to oppose Hillary! because of her stand on “the war”, the spectacles seem mostly to be about attention getting and exhibitionism.
With a pinch (or more) of fruitcake.
I’ve seen z-time photos of naked men marching in the streets of Berzerkley, with decorated body parts. One or more of the older guys had injected themselves with some substance to achieve “testicle inflation”.
Sounds (and looks) gross. Not to mention dangerous.
July 25th, 2007 at 11:41 am
This is why I think Cindy Sheehan has an excellent shot at knocking off Pelosi in 2008. Cindy is definitely more in tune with San Francisco than is Nancy.
July 25th, 2007 at 11:45 am
The horror! Give me bombs over granny boobs any day.
July 25th, 2007 at 11:59 am
“Old bats bare boobs…”
Talk about an atrocity.
July 25th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
“I’ve seen z-time photos of naked men marching in the streets of Berzerkley, with decorated body parts.”
My home town.
Talk about an embarrassment. Just think how you would feel if you had to admit you were a native of Berkeley.
I’ll never get over the shame.
July 25th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
This is what people mean when they talk about San Francisco Democrats. Imagine a city run by these sorts. Imagine a country.
July 25th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
“I’ll never get over the shame.”
:-)
Berzerkley is my alma mater.
Fortunately, I was there in the daze before Ward Churchill types became so prevalent in American universities.
July 25th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
“Berzerkley is my alma mater.”
My dad got his PhD there.
Still a great university. Lots of loonies in the social “science” departments, though.
July 25th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
LOL! A couple of the breasts look more like man boobs than breasts.
On the bright side, at least the ladies didn’t bring their friends from “Dicks not Draft”. Hippie era “johnsons”…ugh the horror!
July 25th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I don’t understand the far left’s need to disrobe in public to make a point about war. . . unless they believe their targets will be too preoccupied with gagging and dry heaves to commit war crimes.
After seeing Ms. Glazer in all her… um, glory, I can understand why women sometimes get called cows.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Rebecca, as soon as I saw you were back, I came here to see what you had to say about these stupid cows. And here you are calling them stupid cows! I’ll say it again: You’ve been missed. A lot.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
“I don’t understand the far left’s need to disrobe in public…”
They’re obviously sadists.
July 25th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Rebecca, good to see you keeping a breast of this matter!
July 25th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Its going to take a whole lot more totty.