Boobs for Peace

Old bats bare boobs vs. Hillary.   Powerline categorizes NSFAnything.

Never seen boobs wielded passive aggressively.  Well, maybe I have.  Maybe a lot, now that I think about it. Never quite like this, though. Typically in the west it is the comely young ones that are unsheathed for pleasure and profit. Here elderly boobs as instruments of social conscience, political empowerment.  Fat boobs, wrinkly boobs, saggy boobs, unabashedly thrust forward as fleshy swords of righteous anger!  A full-frontal confrontation.  There is a Kurtzian element to this.  Apocalypse Boob:

“I saw a roomful of ancient, wrinkly, sagging boobs … And I thought, the genius of it. To have the will to do that.”

Does this mean the Hillary campaign is going to be dogged … sorry, bad choice of words … bothered by old bats and their bare boobs? That could turn into a tremendous distraction. It’s also the kind of thing that could really take off, so to speak.  That was San Francisco.  If we see it in Iowa and New Hampshire and South Carolina, we’ll know Hill’s done.  Think of it. Nothing she did, nothing Bill did.  Nothing even any of her opponents did. Just the silent witness of wrathful boobs. Could prompt a Hillary scream.

I still don’t know what it is about boobs.  Well, maybe I do.  Fascinating to discover women seem to be every bit as hung up on them as guys, in their own way.

Boob-related comments, anecdotes welcome.  Let’s try to be adult and not get all Beavis and Butthead about this.  It’s a very serious subject.  Meanwhile, here’s some cleansing totty.  Make that a double. Agggh, no! Not that! That’s better, thanks.

Welcome RCP, Pajamas, etal.  Come on in! Always good to see you. It’s open mike night in Iraq, where we’ve got a progress report on that surge, and we’re noodling out the future.  A little too heavy for your summer reading?  Here’s a comic book. “Bury My Heart at Wounded Heel.”

Topics: boobs

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:07 am on Wednesday, July 25, 2007

24 Responses to “Boobs for Peace”

  1. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    In my experience, Jules, boobs are either passively attractive or passively grotesque. Not much in between. But “passively aggressive? I dunno, unless you subscribe to the anthropological theory that female breasts were a survival trait back when Ugga The Cave Man was the high point of humanity.

  2. Jules Crittenden Says:

    I subscribe to the theory that female breasts are a survival trait now.

  3. beerandbrats Says:

    Can’t we all just get along? I want my boobs AND bombs.

  4. saltydog Says:

    Oh dear. It’s too bad that this same group pushed to close most of the mental institutions in this country. They are in dire need of a quiet room of their own. With a mesh of titanium on the windows and a solid hardwood door. That locks from the outside.

    As a woman of a certain age, I protest this kind of thing with all my heart.

  5. corndog Says:

    Just wait till you see what the San Francisco men are planning for when McCain comes to town.

  6. mr_oni Says:

    The unbridled gravity of their message certainly came across, kinda hits one in the gut really.
    Thankfully the ‘Prostates not Protests” counter demonstration was a no-show.

  7. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    I subscribe to the theory that female breasts are a survival trait now.

    Which suggests that Mankind has not progressed much in the past 10,000 years. And, on the matter of female breasts, that’s a good thing!

  8. Jeffersonian Says:

    Reading Q’orn’s post makes me realize that the boobs are on display here on a daily basis.

  9. gvanderleun Says:

    I think the Hillary campaign has to FIGHT BACK. I think we need a video proving, ONCE AND FOR ALL, that Hillary has a better rack.

  10. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    Jeez, gvanderleun, have a heart! Why not just get Nancy Pelosi to do the can-can while you’re at it, huh?

  11. tanstaafl Says:

    While these people purport to oppose Hillary! because of her stand on “the war”, the spectacles seem mostly to be about attention getting and exhibitionism.

    With a pinch (or more) of fruitcake.

    I’ve seen z-time photos of naked men marching in the streets of Berzerkley, with decorated body parts. One or more of the older guys had injected themselves with some substance to achieve “testicle inflation”.

    Sounds (and looks) gross. Not to mention dangerous.

  12. Robert Says:

    This is why I think Cindy Sheehan has an excellent shot at knocking off Pelosi in 2008. Cindy is definitely more in tune with San Francisco than is Nancy.

  13. John F. Says:

    The horror! Give me bombs over granny boobs any day.

  14. Dave Surls Says:

    “Old bats bare boobs…”

    Talk about an atrocity.

  15. Dave Surls Says:

    “I’ve seen z-time photos of naked men marching in the streets of Berzerkley, with decorated body parts.”

    My home town.

    Talk about an embarrassment. Just think how you would feel if you had to admit you were a native of Berkeley.

    I’ll never get over the shame.

  16. Banjo Says:

    This is what people mean when they talk about San Francisco Democrats. Imagine a city run by these sorts. Imagine a country.

  17. tanstaafl Says:

    “I’ll never get over the shame.”

    :-)

    Berzerkley is my alma mater.

    Fortunately, I was there in the daze before Ward Churchill types became so prevalent in American universities.

  18. Dave Surls Says:

    “Berzerkley is my alma mater.”

    My dad got his PhD there.

    Still a great university. Lots of loonies in the social “science” departments, though.

  19. sheryl Says:

    LOL! A couple of the breasts look more like man boobs than breasts.

    On the bright side, at least the ladies didn’t bring their friends from “Dicks not Draft”. Hippie era “johnsons”…ugh the horror!

  20. RebeccaH Says:

    I don’t understand the far left’s need to disrobe in public to make a point about war. . . unless they believe their targets will be too preoccupied with gagging and dry heaves to commit war crimes.

    After seeing Ms. Glazer in all her… um, glory, I can understand why women sometimes get called cows.

  21. saltydog Says:

    Rebecca, as soon as I saw you were back, I came here to see what you had to say about these stupid cows. And here you are calling them stupid cows! I’ll say it again: You’ve been missed. A lot.

  22. Dave Surls Says:

    “I don’t understand the far left’s need to disrobe in public…”

    They’re obviously sadists.

  23. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    Rebecca, good to see you keeping a breast of this matter!

  24. spqrzilla Says:

    Its going to take a whole lot more totty.

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