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Get Naked for America

It’s a plan.  Here’s how it works.* You must do this.**  It’s for America. 

It’s for Britain, too.  Australia, you’re on your own. 

Thank you, Theo. Of course.  Theo also points out that the Dissident Frogman is back. The Frogman wonders if he might not organize same for France.

*Obviously non-extremist, non-terrorist, assimilation-minded American and British Muslims who are busy minding their own business are not going feel bound by fundamentalist wackjob readings of the Koran, and will simply observe this anti-terrorist action for what it is: an opportunity to break out a lawn chair, crack a cold one and meet the neighbors. 

** Not to be confused with getting naked for jihadis. 

Topics: America, Britain, GWOT, boobs

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:07 pm on Wednesday, July 25, 2007

3 Responses to “Get Naked for America”

1. Dave Surls Says:
   July 25th, 2007 at 11:21 pm

   I’d be happy to hold their coats while they’re fighting terrorism.

2. RebeccaH Says:
   July 26th, 2007 at 2:25 pm

   Jules, if I walked out of my house naked, I can’t answer for the consequences to the free world, never mind Islamic males. I will have to stick to pointing at their flies and laughing.

3. Dave Surls Says:
   July 26th, 2007 at 7:03 pm

   “Jules, if I walked out of my house naked…”

   Promises, promises.

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