Flash for Cash
Hillary Clinton wants to make money off her breasts. Anyone got any ones?
Latest Edwardsian pittypot anteup pitch letter:
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton’s campaign has sent out a fundraising letter calling a Washington Post fashion writer’s column on Clinton’s cleavage “grossly inappropriate” and asking donors “to take a stand against this kind of coarseness and pettiness in American culture.”
One week after the piece, by fashion writer Robin Givhan, took note of the Democratic candidate’s low neckline during a speech on the Senate floor, senior Clinton adviser Ann Lewis urged donors to help fight treatment she termed “insulting.”
Here’s the gig. She shows cleavage for the first time in 10 years or so, which is fine, free country, except that she’s running for office, she’s got this Iron Matron image and nothing happens in the middle of a presidential campaign without a reason. Now she needs money to stop people talking about it. How her money will shut up the Washington Post, I’m not sure. I might shut up if she pays enough, but I’m not the Washington Post. But I think she’ll need to show more if she wants to pay me to shut up about it.
Now, think about it. If she shortens her skirt, maybe wears fishnets, and people talk about it, she’ll need more money to make them shut up. Could be a plan.
Now, how come she didn’t need more money to shut up my friend Marjorie’s hate speech when Marjorie was goofing on her miracle makeup, or did I miss that? Hill’s not a snob, I hope. Boston Herald not good enough?
Anyway, I’d say any campaign against “coarseness and pettiness in American culture” ought to begin at home. Also, lefty blogs could use some attention in this department. Hill may want to start her campaign against free speech there.
What the heck is it about breasts anyway? Someone explain, please.
Topics: pols
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:27 pm on Friday, July 27, 2007
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July 27th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Now, think about it. If she shortens her skirt, maybe wears fishnets, and people talk about it, she’ll need more money to make them shut up. Could be a plan.
Please, Jules. I just ate!
July 27th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
PS: I’d rather that Hillary! campaign against granny droops being flashed by anti-war leftie boobs. That would be a more effective use of her time and energy.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Maybe Guiliani can lend Hillary his costume?
July 28th, 2007 at 12:15 am
Well, she ain’t gonna be cashing in on her legs, so you go with what you got.
July 28th, 2007 at 12:45 am
Feel dirty. Must take another shower.
July 28th, 2007 at 3:54 am
Now if she smoked cigars…. Are there fund raising possibilities in cigars?
July 28th, 2007 at 6:49 am
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July 28th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
YOU ALL ARE ONLY TALKING ABOUT HILLARY’S BOOBS TO AVOID THE ISSUES THAT JOHN EDWARDS IS SO COURAGEOUSLY DISCUSSING, LIKE REANIMATING THE ROTTING CORPSE OF THE GREAT SOCIETY!!!
July 28th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Ones? I’m thinking quarters, scooped up out of the melting ice cubes on the table…
July 28th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Yay, I got in!!
Come on, guys, this is Hillary Clinton you’re talking about. Her boobs don’t droop. They wouldn’t dare. Why, I bet you could bounce a quarter off ‘em.
*meow*