Wake Up
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Headsup from a John Hawks reader irked at Hawks’ bizarre focus on monkeys, homo erectus, etc., in the quest for human origins:
I would like to submit to you that Earth has been invaded five (5) times by humanoids from different civilizations.
Evidence from these invasions is evident if you would care to look outside your own little nook. Wake up young man, and study what is in front of your eyes. The evidence is in South America, Northern Africa (Sahara region), China/Mongolia, and believe it or not, the South Pole.
Though I realize that you most likely won’t check it out, I can guarantee that within the next 30 years events will bring this e-mail back to mind for you. By then, it will probably be too late to turn our path from the road it is on. So be it.
Not clear from the message which path/road that is. Genetic engineering? Our petty squabbles, clash of civilizations, silly human wars? The A-bomb? Rank commercialism? Failure to convert in sufficient numbers to Scientology, maybe. No, wait, I’ve got it. Global warming! That might explain the South Pole reference. Surls in comments wants to know what the evidence is. OK, tinfoil thinking caps on. The other references clearly are to assorted pyramids, clearly beyond the aptitude and inclination of the current denizens of those places; then there’s the NASCAR Plains or whatever they call that place. Mongolia, well, we all saw that ship in the middle of the Gobi desert in that movie. Either that or it’s the really tall guy who stuck his arm down the dolphins’ throats and just got married. Hey, what about Britain? Let’s not be ThirdWorldcentric here. You think a bunch of savages painted blue did that? Hauling those big rocks and lining them up as a precise astronomical observation device, not easy … clearly beyond the aptitude and inclination of the current denizens.
This appears to be what set the guy off: Hawks in the news foolishly makes no reference to the extraterrestial origins of humans.
He’s also got an intriguing discussion of empathy. Hawks, that is, not his wackadoo reader.
Topics: UFOs, anthronerdism
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:07 am on Sunday, July 29, 2007
8 Responses to “Wake Up”
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July 29th, 2007 at 12:24 am
Damn, that’s some industrial grade stupid there.
July 29th, 2007 at 12:51 am
“Evidence from these invasions is evident…”
Well, let’s see it then.
July 29th, 2007 at 12:54 am
Actually, I saw some guys in Berkeley the other day who looked like they were from another planet.
This guy might have a point.
July 29th, 2007 at 7:44 am
We went to Philadelphia to see the King Tut exhibit. I dunno, but from looking at those skulls, the 18th Dynasty could have been aliens.
July 29th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Drat, someone let Uncle Fred out again! If this keeps up, someone’s going to start taking him seriously, and then how will we explain it to the Galactic Council of Tentacled Overlords?
July 29th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Explains the origins of liberalism. Don’t it?
July 29th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
There’s none so blind as those of you who refuse to see. The same species that built skyscrapers, harnessed the atom and went to the moon is obviously unfit and ill-equipped to build pyramids and scratch out the gods in the dirt. How you don’t understand this is … well, obviously you can’t understand it because you’re ill-equipped! QED.
Thankfully, there are those homo sapiens sapiens among us who have mutated somehow and are able to see the evidence for what it is.
July 30th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
(wrings hands)
I don’t feel any pressing need to see any evidence. There’s nothing here to discuss and maybe we can move to another topic. Quickly. And um …
Hey, look! A bunny!