Relationsheeps
No jokes, please. We’re all adults. Via exemplary Persian blogger Kamangir, a discussion of Islamic sexuality and the new Sharia-safe sex manual, “The Couple’s Sexual Relationsheeps, Basis of Islamic View.” Kamangir:
It is mentioned that Imam Sadegh, one of the twelve holy figures in Shia after the Prophet, stated, “Whenever the prophet wanted to marry a woman, he would send someone to see her. He would tell them, ’smell her neck, because if that smells good, she would smell good and look at her ankle, because if that is fat, she would have a fat vagina‘”
This is not a joke made by infidels. This, in fact, is a quote form a holy figure in Shia mentioned in the book “The Couple’s Sexual Relatiosheeps, basis of Islamic View [the exact title of the book as mentioned on its back cover]”. A quick search shows that this book is in fact indexed in many Iranian Islamic institutions, including a major Islamic university. Here, a few other of the quotes mentioned in the book are translated into English. All these quotes are extracted from the Shia literature.
Again, infidels, no jokes please! This is a serious discussion! Especially you, Theo. We’re all adults here. Tuscan Tony may want to take note, however. Serious discussion of sexuality more up his alley.
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 7:53 am on Tuesday, July 31, 2007
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July 31st, 2007 at 9:39 am
The Islamic version of “Everything you wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask.!”, hmmmmmm?
July 31st, 2007 at 10:01 am
Muhammed on Hillary Clinton’s Fat Ankles
Ah, it’s all making sense now:It is mentioned that Imam Sadegh, one of the twelve holy figures in Shia after the Prophet, stated, Whenever the prophet wanted to marry a woman, he would send someone to see her. He would…
July 31st, 2007 at 11:18 am
Oh no, one of my favoUrite topics.
Writings and rulings on what is and is not permissible within sex are legion in the Muslim world. Within certain strains of Islam, some fatwas show an absolute obsession with the disposition of various bodily fluids.
One of the Suras (verses of the Koran) instructs that men may not “go into” their wives during the holy month of Ramadan.
But this Egyptian sexologist (odd that Islam tolerates an Egyptian Dr. Ruth ?) has a different view of that.
However, her concluding comments on the horror of female circumcision (Clitorectomy) are spot on, no pun intended.
http://www.progressiveislam.org/egyptian_sexologist_states_sex_during_ramadan_ok
July 31st, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Sheep. I thought they preferred goats.
July 31st, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Oh dear. Whoever said that ignorance is bliss never dealt with imams.
July 31st, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I can’t tell from the quote whether fat vajajays are to be desired or avoided. I need additional guidance. Personally, I think I would prefer one with a bit of paunch, but then again, I didn’t marry a nine year old so maybe I won’t take sex advice from Mohammed.
July 31st, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Sooo… fat vaginas are haram?
Judging from some of the hijabbed heifers I’ve seen in Wal-Mart, Muslim men in America are destined for hell, then.
August 1st, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Correction: A’isha was six when Mo’ married her, nine when he slipped al-w’ood to her.
No word on her species, however.
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:06 am
While in “power” Ayatollah Khomeini reportedly fatwa’ed marriageable age in Iran as 9, based on the example of “The Prophet”.
(at least it wasn’t age 6)
In one of the Suras, Mo actually gets permission (from Allah through the Angel Gabriel’s impartations) to have sex with his own adopted son’s wife.