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Virgins for Loser?

Suffering over for hapless loser jihadi.  Good thing he didn’t manage to do this to anyone else.  You know, if anyone has any good hapless loser jihadi suffering vid, get it up on YouTube or mail it off to al-Jazeera.  Maybe some other hapless loser jihadis will think twice. But I doubt it.

Topics: Britain, GWOT

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:52 pm on Thursday, August 2, 2007

6 Responses to “Virgins for Loser?”

1. Nicholas Says:
   August 3rd, 2007 at 12:22 am

   “Kafeel Ahmed, 27, had been in the hospital for a month with burns from the alleged attack…”

   ALLEGED attack? Is that what they call ramming a burning jeep packed with fuel into a crowded airport? What do you have to do to get them to call it an actual attack? Set off a nuclear warhead?

   Why don’t they just insert alleged as every second word to be safe? Here, I’ll save them the effort.

   “Alleged Kafeel Alleged Ahmed, allegedly 27, had allegedly been allegedly in the alleged hospital for an alleged month with alleged burns from the alleged attack…”

   Does that suit the AP?

2. 4iraqisfuture Says:
   August 3rd, 2007 at 1:15 am

   The AP writer TARIQ PANJA has alternative version of burn origin and untimely death. Pious 27 year old Kafeel Ahmed was on his way to religious studies at local Mosque when he was strong armed into unmarked police van. He was taken to a warehouse and blow torched over 90% of his body.

   The vehicle at airport was actually driven by remote control with life-like robots.

   I think he’s on to something.

   You could be next.

3. theospark Says:
   August 3rd, 2007 at 3:21 am

   Krispy Kareem is Kaput!!

4. Jeffersonian Says:
   August 3rd, 2007 at 10:35 am

   Krispy Kareem is Kaput!!

   Headline of the Day!!

5. J.M. Heinrichs Says:
   August 3rd, 2007 at 1:16 pm

   Nick
   Inigo Montoya: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

   Not all journalists or reporters are as experienced as our host. Some even appear to take comfort in ignorance since it reduces their workload.

   Cheers

6. RebeccaH Says:
   August 3rd, 2007 at 1:48 pm

   Has anyone considered Asking the Imam if you get virgins for failing in your initial mission and turning yourself into unbuttered toast?

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