Full Disclosure

That ad over there?  Yeah, she’s my cousin.  She’s paying full fare, though I would have given her the space for free.  Good at what she does, like all Crittendens.  A fine turn of shtick with the IM thing. Natural gift of gab.  It has to be all the generations spent in the ancestral pubs of Oz and Old Blighty … notably the primordial Crittenden pub in Kent, the aptly named Bull Inn. Pouring pints, not upending them, thanks. A fair amount of that, too, though.*

* No, not her, you dolt. I’m talking about the blokes.

Topics: history, literary, shameless self-promotion

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:11 am on Wednesday, August 8, 2007

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