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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the gene pool….

It’s… alive… ALIVE!

Melissa-Mindy Trump-Hilton™: American Royalty - 27 - Female

“As you undoubtedly already know, having chosen to seek out and pay tribute to my home page, I am a member of the super prestigious Trump-Hilton family.

“The Trumps came over with Columbus in the Santa Maria, while the Hiltons came over with the Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Or was it the reverse? Whatever.

“When the gene pools of these two leading families eventually merged, miraculous things happened — some of which had to be surgically removed.”

More, much more, including very disturbing family photographs, HERE.

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[Gerard Van der Leun of American Digest checking in. As he departed I promised Jules that: "You shall see nothing from me other than carefully selected news items designed to enlighten, inform, and edify; together with trenchant analysis that will give your page the enhanced nuance that I know, in your heart, you are thirsting for."

I think things are off to a good start. Don't you?]

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  Posted by Gerard Van der Leun at 9:38 pm on Friday, August 24, 2007

2 Responses to “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the gene pool….”

1. saltydog Says:
   August 25th, 2007 at 3:42 am

   A good start, huh. Well, er, would you mind defining your terms?

2. RebeccaH Says:
   August 25th, 2007 at 11:03 am

   You know you’re on the right track when the link leads you to a banner promising to calculate the name of your perfect lover.

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