Who Is Paco, And What’s He Doing Here?
Hi, I’m Paco. I ‘m not a blogger, but I play one in the comments section at Tim Blair’s site. The vacationing Jules Crittenden has plucked me from obscurity and asked that I tag along with a small band of professionals to guest blog in his absence. I accepted the offer because, (1) I was flattered, (2) Jules is a great guy, and I’m glad to help him out, and (3) I was hoping to have an opportunity to jimmy his tip jar and abscond to Brazil with his PayPal millions. Unfortunately, the tip jar only contained a couple of bus tokens and a handful of cardboard bingo markers, but that still leaves reasons 1 & 2. And so, for my inaugural post, and in the great tradition of “those who can’t do, teach”, I give you, “those who can’t blog, link” (or, “Does celebrity status cause brain damage?”
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Posted by Paco at 9:41 pm on Friday, August 24, 2007
13 Responses to “Who Is Paco, And What’s He Doing Here?”
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August 24th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Cripes!
I know who he is….and what he’s doing here is, expanding the network of PACO Branding. This person wants the world.
For any of you that read the post, (at another, to be nameless Blog) when asked about the nic PACO…cool as a cuke, it says…’well I wanted something that was easy,/i> to remember.
Easy to remember?…..Do NOT be misled…this person is after the world…:).
August 24th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Damn It…I left the damn italics, on…screw it.
There fixed it…Mr. Paco…:).
August 24th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
OH…when this person asks innocently to…. “trust me, just sign here…I’ll fill in the blanks later”. You can bet it’s the deed to your property(ies), OR power of attorney over your 401K, OR investment portfolio (especially if it’s worth 50 times more than its original investment)…:).
August 24th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
You can bet it’s the deed to your property(ies), OR power of attorney over your 401K, OR investment portfolio
NOW you tell me, El Cid!!!
HEY!!! Where’s the $200,000 worth of Carbon Credit shares I had?
August 24th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
“Does celebrity status cause brain damage?”
I think that, with rare exception, one must be brain damaged in order to compete for celebrity status.
And welcome aboard, paco!
Where are the keys to the booze?
August 25th, 2007 at 3:36 am
I tried to tell people about this P.A.C.O. multi-national, but do you listen?????
Boy, when Cate Blandchick says she’s going green, she isn’t kidding! After misting her body once a day, she’ll have that algae growing like kudzu. I wonder if she’s taken Mz. Crow’s advise as well. That would probably help the algae, too.
August 25th, 2007 at 3:38 am
Pssst. Paco! Maybe there’s money in algae. Somehow. If you can figure out a way to harvest it. Sounds like a job for Cid, no?
August 25th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Salty
Phewww. Just glancing your post, I thought you typed algor. Now single celled photosynthetic organisms…Right up my alley, mainly because it takes one to know one. I was always in single cells and the wardens always referred to me as an organism….:).
August 25th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Whoa! Paco’s in the house? I know you’re a free spirit, Jules Crittenden, but this is just plain reckless! ;)
August 25th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Hey PACO!
BTW, where’s the detective stories gone to?
August 26th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Smart move by Crittenden. With greatest respect to the other guest bloggers here, plucked off the streets by a few of Crittenden’s button men, there is only one paco. Best commenter on this side of the Atlantic, and um, the Pacific too I suppose.
(wronwright goes to check personal email account, wondering where his invitation to guest blog went to. He suspects Andrea of shenanigans).
August 27th, 2007 at 7:48 am
paco, - nice to be able to say ‘we knew him when…’ How’s it feel to be famous???
Are you composing a Detective Paco episode for this place? Not that it needs one, just askin…
August 27th, 2007 at 8:14 am
Paco At Crittenden’s - Outstanding!