Grass at the White House
Exclusive! White House secret!
According to one of my informed sources, White House gardeners sometimes use food coloring to get rid of brown spots on the White House lawn.
Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush…
What government secrets do you know?
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Posted by Jungletrader at 12:08 am on Sunday, August 26, 2007
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August 26th, 2007 at 3:36 am
1. Bush reads. A lot.
2. Cheney has taken over Robert Fisks brain to troll the KosKidz.
3. Rove is actually going to relax for a while, knowing his very existence is enough to enrage the left.
4. Edwards is not gay. He’s a lesbian.
August 26th, 2007 at 9:45 am
WOW!
Food coloring.
Have to mention this to the golf pro at the course. We use nasty chemicals to ‘green up the course’.
But then, we will lose the sales dollars gained from all the used clubs we sell when found on Hole #18, that belonged to the golfers that died.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Whenever he’s in town, Bill Clinton stands outside the White House grounds, clinging to the fence for hours. Sometimes the staff have to chase him away.
August 26th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Sandy Berger really only weighs 125 lbs. He only looks heavier because … well, you know.
August 26th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Pennies are not really copper any more! The Gubmint only plates them in copper. What nefarious scheme this missing copper is being used for is not yet known but I here that KKKarl Rove has green blood….shudder…
August 26th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
TbinSTL, Shhhh!
Karl Rove did not retire to relax. He actually retired intending to spend more time directing The International Neocon Conspiracy (TM) in our plan for world dominance.
I understand he’s sent Wronwright to get more Sumerian mead to lubricate his thinking processes.
Soon, very soon.