Bad news, worse news
Bad news — Taliban Opium Boom Linked to Growing Belief in Koran: “The combination of illicit, illegal and infidel is a triple negative,” said Taliban spokesman Mullah Mullaha Mullahaha, “Three negatives make a moral positive, and therefore it is condoned by the Prophet, may he hallucinate forever.” Scrappleface has the, er, “facts.”
Worse News: Oral Sex Implicated in Some Throat and Neck Cancers Just when you thought it was safe to go back….
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Posted by Gerard Van der Leun at 4:13 pm on Monday, August 27, 2007
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August 28th, 2007 at 1:27 am
Damn. Sorry to hear about that cancer stuff.