Bad news, worse news

Bad newsTaliban Opium Boom Linked to Growing Belief in Koran: “The combination of illicit, illegal and infidel is a triple negative,” said Taliban spokesman Mullah Mullaha Mullahaha, “Three negatives make a moral positive, and therefore it is condoned by the Prophet, may he hallucinate forever.” Scrappleface has the, er, “facts.”

Worse News: Oral Sex Implicated in Some Throat and Neck Cancers Just when you thought it was safe to go back….

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  Posted by Gerard Van der Leun at 4:13 pm on Monday, August 27, 2007

One Response to “Bad news, worse news”

  1. saltydog Says:

    Damn. Sorry to hear about that cancer stuff.

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