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Gonzales Resigns. Autofellatio explosion engulfs leftosphere.

Here’s a small sample of some of the headlines erupting from overly-heated keyboards this morning and the urge to self-gratify becomes too great to ignore. (No, I’m not going to them link here. Not because I’m miffed, but because it is just too much work and I’d have to go to all these sites.)

Faiz / Think Progress:   Did he resign for the kids?  —  After stating earlier this year …

Speaker Pelosi / The Gavel:   Resignation of Attorney General Gonzales Is Long Overdue

The Nation:   A Quest for Justice  —  Facing the prospect of increasingly …

The Atlantic Online:   Goodbye Gonzo  —  Alberto Gonzales, the president’s unloved …

The Gun Toting Liberal™:   Disgraced Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Steps Down

Jimmie / The Sundries Shack:   Adios Alberto  —  Alberto Gonzalez has packed it in as Attorney General.

Norwegianity:   Gonzo is gone  —  Apparently Alberto Gonzales resigned last Friday.

Phillip Carter / INTEL DUMP:   Canned Counsel  —  The New York Times is reporting this morning …

DownWithTyranny!:   BUSH AND CHENEY DID NOT RESIGN

Steve Benen / AlterNet.org:   Gonzales Resigns! Good Riddance!

Happy Furry Puppy Story …:   OBVIOUSLY THE PRESSURE OF THIS BLOG POST WAS TOO MUCH TO BEAR

Shanikka / My Left Wing:   Alberto Gonzales - Latest Rat to Abandon the Ship

Jon Ponder / The BRAD BLOG:   GONZALES RESIGNS, ESCAPES IMPEACHMENT, ACCOUNTABILITY

Balk / Gawker:   Rodent Exits Capsizing Vessel: Attorney General Gonzales Resigns

Xan / Corrente:   “Abu” Al Out? Hmmm….Chimp Getting Rather Naked

Jack Cluth / The People’s Republic of Seabrook:   FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF PREMATURE EJACU…ER, CELEBRATION

Pareene / Wonkette:   A Farewell To A**holes Dept.: HEY EVERYONE, GONZO FINALLY RESIGNED

Pete Abel / Central Sanity:   Daily Three  —  (1) Bye-bye Alberto.  He’s hardly out the door …

The Xsociate Files:   Going Going Gone-zo

Gateway Pundit:   Another One Bites the Dust… Alberto Gonzales Resigns

Divageek / WTF Is It Now?!?:   Lying, scum-sucking, civil-rights-hatin, torture-lovin’ AG resigns

Upyernoz / rubber hose:   the f**k you resignation

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  Posted by Gerard Van der Leun at 12:53 pm on Monday, August 27, 2007

5 Responses to “Gonzales Resigns. Autofellatio explosion engulfs leftosphere.”

1. MikeH Says:
   August 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm

   Ah, there’s nothing that hatred can’t accomplish. Let’s hope that this moment comes back to bite them in the ass.

2. Grimmy Says:
   August 27th, 2007 at 3:45 pm

   Yep. The deck is cleared of debris, lets hope the station is now manned by a man that can aim.

3. Banjo Says:
   August 27th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

   I’m about as far from a lefty as you get without wearing a confederate emblem on your Harley, but I’m glad to see Speedy Gonzales go. What an incompetent, an impression not lessened by his generally shifty look. Jorge Bush surrounded himself with Texas mediocrities whose fierce loyalty to his person was indistinguishable from toadying. “You’re doing a heckuva job, Brownie.” I suppose Gonazles and Miers heard a lot of that too.

4. corndog Says:
   August 27th, 2007 at 8:52 pm

   “Autofellatio explosion engulfs leftosphere.”

   Hang on a sec. Aren’t you guys the party of Larry Craig? Why, yes you are!

5. saltydog Says:
   August 28th, 2007 at 2:09 am

   Yes, corndog, but unlike your collectivist friends, we are not all interchangeable.

   I’m glad to see him go, as well. I hope we get someone with a spine this next go round.

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