Castro Rises From Grave To Endorse Hillary
You’ve just got to know that this is the key endorsement Hillary’s been waiting for. Sure, he’s like one of those 1950’s Packards that chokes around the streets of Havana, held together with chicken wire and bondo, but he’s got what you and I don’t have: absolute revolutionary moral authority. Oh, and he threw in Obama, too; who knew Cuba had military designs against Pakistan?
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Posted by Paco at 11:04 pm on Tuesday, August 28, 2007
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August 29th, 2007 at 1:12 am
So the rumor is right! He really is dead.
August 29th, 2007 at 1:57 am
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England.”
The second surgeon said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2years later he won a
gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
Woman was high on cocaine and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling at 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman’s
blonde hair and the horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now
she’s running for President.”
August 29th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
LOL, El Cid!
I’m sure Hill will be absolutely thrilled to have her endorsement made in the same editorial that praises Jimmy Carter.