I Dunno; I’m Thinking a Case of Ding Dongs and a Six-Pack of Yoo Hoo
Al Gore has had a meal named after him by a couple of Australian caterers. It’s a “take-away mutton dish”, one of those strange things they eat in the antipodes (you know, like platypus fritters and bandicoot chops).
Somehow, this just doesn’t seem to do Big Al justice. The man has put on a tremendous amount of weight, and I hear that, if his global cooling efforts don’t succeed in saving the planet, his Plan B is to become one himself, and invite the inhabitants of earth to colonize him. Naming a mere meal after him seems so trivial, somehow (unless it’s one of those recipes that “serves twelve”). Now, a whole food group, on the other hand . . .
What kind of meal do you think would do Al the appropriate honor?
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Posted by Paco at 7:41 pm on Wednesday, August 29, 2007
11 Responses to “I Dunno; I’m Thinking a Case of Ding Dongs and a Six-Pack of Yoo Hoo”
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August 29th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Sour Grape Jello, topped with any kind of Nuts.
August 29th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
A bag of Doritos and a jar of Tostitos Salsa con Queso. Or, being as he’s from Tennessee, a pork sandwich (or three) topped with that icky Southeastern sugary barbecue sauce.
August 29th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Al Gore’s Anointed One Beef Bonanza meal was voted most popular in the nation…unfortunately, George Bush’s Crawford Smoky Ribs and Maine Double Pound Lobster Feast won in the electoral college. The Ralph Nader 100% Organic Veggies and Tofu meal siphoned off Gore’s votes, and people were confused when they voted for Gore’s meal and got the Pat Buchanan Ultra Conservative 1 Pound Beef Burger.
Ding dongs and Yoo Hoo? Can you imagine the amount of carbon offsets you have to get for that?
August 29th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Rebecca
OK, I didn’t bring up the Florida trouncing THE Ohio State University in two major college sports…BUT YOU had to bring up alGor from Tennessee stuff….:).
August 29th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
He’ll eat anything but humble pie.
August 29th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
One of those pudding doughnuts. You know….the kind with a little frosting to cover the plain dough, and not much to chew on inside.
August 30th, 2007 at 12:42 am
Crow.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:14 am
An MRE, the one with the frankfurter main dish.
August 30th, 2007 at 3:05 am
Old C-rat chocolate nut role. Raw. Not steamed, or otherwise heated.
It’s like a cup cake made of compressed talcum powder that is vaguely chocolate flavored.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Better yet Michael and Grimmy, the infamous Ham Loaf. Then he can choke to death on that gosh-awful Maple Nut cake. Serve him right. Fat bastard.
August 30th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
A Po’ Boy sandwich.
’cause he’s got that… “oh woe is me, I wuz screwed”… thing going on for him the rest of his natcheral born life.